We're back with another bracket! This audio is from the March 2022 Atlanta live show where Schubes and Johnny use their foolproof system to determine the best book quote from the Harry Potter series. Topics include: ATL traffic, Spring Splendor, career-enders, Sean Kingston, he looming Heat, Liam Neeson, Jesus, BTS, steel toed boots, Italian Hogwarts, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Jesus Christ, the Olympics, bias wreckers, normal reading, #TeamBitch, and more! Watch the mini-documentary about this live show: https://youtu.be/_rFTw886FgY See Mike at a future live show: www.potterlesspodcast.com/live GET ACCESS TO ALL PAST POTTERLESS PATREON CONTENT FOR $4: www.patreon.com/potterless CREDITS: Everything besides music: Mike Schubert (www.schub.es) Music: Bettina Campomanes — Thanks for listening to this episode of Potterless! Don’t want the journey to stop? Check out the links below and as always, Wizard On! WEBSITE: PotterlessPodcast.com (LEARN ABOUT THE SHOW!) PATREON: patreon.com/potterless (SUPPORT THE SHOW!) TWITTER: twitter.com/potterlesspod (TWEET THE SHOW!) INSTAGRAM: instagram.com/potterlesspodcast (PICTURES OF THE SHOW!) FACEBOOK: facebook.com/potterless (HOME OF THE FANCY PRIVATE GROUP!) MERCH: potterlesspodcast.com/merch (REP THE SHOW!) DISCORD: (For $2+ patrons!) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Mike Schubert returns to his homeland of New Jersey with Eric Hamilton Schneider to play out an improvised game of Wizard On Survivor where it's all NJ-themed! Topics include: gas stations, Aunt Judy, Hans Gruber, torch, Asbury Park, Central Jersey, pork roll, West Windsor, lightbulb, challenge beasts, Grounds For Sculpture, The Shrine of the Silver Monkey, Crossing the Delaware, George Voldemortshington, Liberty Science Center, lighthouses, Frank Sinatra, The Jonas Brothers, NJ Transit, the Amish, BTS, and more! GET ACCESS TO ALL PAST POTTERLESS PATREON CONTENT FOR $4: www.patreon.com/potterless Thanks for listening to this episode of Potterless! Don’t want the journey to stop? Check out the links below and as always, Wizard On! WEBSITE: potterlesspodcast.com (LEARN ABOUT THE SHOW!) PATREON: patreon.com/potterless (SUPPORT THE SHOW!) TWITTER: twitter.com/potterlesspod (TWEET THE SHOW!) INSTAGRAM: instagram.com/potterlesspodcast (PICTURES OF THE SHOW!) FACEBOOK: facebook.com/potterless (HOME OF THE FANCY PRIVATE GROUP!) MERCH: https://store.dftba.com/collections/potterless (REP THE SHOW!) DISCORD: (For patrons!) Created/Hosted/Edited/Produced by Mike Schubert, Music by Bettina Campomanes, Web Design/Art by Kelly Beckman, Production Assistance from Erin Burke Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

From the Milwaukee live show on June 20, 2022, it’s a different spin on Potterless. In this show, Schubes give two comedic TED Talks (FRED Talks) about 1) why his theory about what was going on in Prisoner of Azkaban was better than the actual reveal and 2) how Ludo Bagman actually could’ve been an incredible villain and not just a red herring. It’s a good time with a fun crowd! Topics include: clip Art, trademarked names, The Matrix, time travel, apologizing, Deadric Diggory, particular HP fans, timely nerds, backpacks, laughing at yourself, Severence, split versions, fan fiction, Adam Silver, planted lies, Daniel Day Lewis, Voldemort pouncing, teenage nemesis, pretzel sticks, Michael Jordan’s gambling, the sausage race, grapefruits, sass levels, the Brewers’ slide, dedication, squeaky cheese curds, The Recombobulation Area, millennial deathly hallows, Broadway, sneaker heads, yellow, snails, and more! POTTERLESS LIVE in Cleveland, Detroit, Toronto, and Hartford: www.potterlesspodcast.com/live Mike's D&D Show: www.20tomidnight.com Get access to all Potterless Patreon posts for $4: www.patreon.com/potterless CREDITS: Basically everything - Mike Schubert (www.schub.es) Music - Bettina Campomanes Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hello! Just here with a bonus update episode to let you know that next Monday, May 29, there will be a new episode of Potterless and also WE ARE COMING TO CITIES NEAR YOU (depending on where you live) STARTING THIS WEEK! Here's the current rundown, and you can get tickets to all of these shows at www.potterlesspodcast.com/live or www.schub.es/tourmay 24, 2023 - Seattle - TNO - TICKETSmay 26, 2023 - Vancouver - TNO & Potterless combo show - TICKETSjun. 14, 2023 - Cleveland - TNO & Potterless combo show - TICKETS jun. 16, 2023 - Detroit - TNO & Potterless combo show - TICKETS jun. 18, 2023 - Toronto - TNO & Potterless combo show - TICKETS jul. 15, 2023 - Hartford - TNO & Potterless combo show - TICKETSaug. 7, 2023 - Chicago - TNO - TICKETSaug. 8, 2023 - Milwaukee - TNO - TICKETSaug. 10, 2023 - Minneapolis/St. Paul - TNO - TICKETS Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Live from Nashville on 3/3/22, Mike and Johnny are back with another bracket and holy moly is this timely since we recorded this in March AND NOW I'M RELEASING IT THE FOLLOWING MARCH! Bracket season, BAYBEE. Come hear these two nerds determine the best food in all of Harry Potter with the help of the crowd! Topics include: hot chicken, Bud Light, Tinder, peppermint humbug, The Wu Tang Clan, alligator, dragon butcher, spicy candy, grandma food, Mary Berry, Rainforest Cafe, Bo Burnham, Team Pumpkin, Nashvillains, Harry Potter board games, The Lion King, porches, The Pancake Pantry, What’s New Scooby Doo?, Degrassi, Eric Nam, and more! Potterless live: www.potterlesspodcast.com/live Get access to all Potterless Patreon posts for $4: www.patreon.com/potterless The Newest Olympian: www.thenewestolympian.com Mike’s D&D Stream: www.20tomidnight.com CREDITS: Basically everything - Mike Schubert (www.schub.es) Music - Bettina Campomanes Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices