Random Number Generator Horror Podcast No. 9

Go make a ladder out of bread

Approachability: 9/10 (Art house folk horror slash black comedy)

Content Warnings: Sexual Assault

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Kung Fu Master vs Zombie Vampire Mummy

Special Guest: Symphony Sanders

Approachability: 8/10 (More kung fu action comedy than horror)

Content Warnings: Actual animal death (chicken); Blood/gore; Jump scares

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Groovy.

Special Guest: Andrew Scahill

Approachability: 4/10 (Schlocky, funny, and brilliant splatter fest)

Content Warnings: Jump scares; Blood/gore

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Everytime We Meet for Ice Cream Your Whole F*cking Face Explodes (2024) / All My Friends (2025) / Forklift Driver Klaus (2000) / Box Fort (2020) / The Oldest View Part 3 (2023)

Shorts Playlist

Special Guest: Sarah Maria Griffin

Approachability: Varies: a couple silly/bloody and a couple creepy/suspenseful

Content Warnings: Blood/gore; Creepy faces/images; Jump scares; Strobe effects

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Patreon Live Stream 3/14

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Hold my cigarette.

The most cursed song: Pluffnub's version of The Spice Girls' "Wannabe"

Approachability: 6/10 (Gory but arty movie that’s more vibes than scares.)

Content Warnings: Noisy Jump scares; Sexual assault; Blood/gore; Witch burnings

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Playlist for Friday the 13th

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