Shut the F*** Up Nick Lachey

On today's episode, everyone is fully medicated. We get 2 -- 3? -- cold opens because Ellyn is thirsty. Ellyn calls 2 gays and a Thermos. Daisy calls Kurt... and Monty. Abort mission! Act normal, not horny! Oh right, we're supposed to be talking about Love is Blind. Blahzayblah... Some couples get engaged. Ladies wear questionable shoes. But most importantly: THESE MEN ARE THE WOOOOORSSSSSST! We are all gravely concerned for the women of Ohio if this is the best Netflix could find. How was Chris even able to reach high enough to get that much audacity off the shelf? And who the fuck does Alex think he is? Daisy is going to write a strongly worded letter to Mr. Netflix, and Ellyn is going to submit an expense report to GBC for her anxiety meds.

In episode two of Ohio, Daisy doesn't know the difference between nail glue and eyelash glue, and Tyler and Keya. Ellyn and Daisy prove to have very bad taste in men when they still don't think the conversation between Emma and Steven about sex was THE WORST THING EVER. Mike was a preemie, so he knows what struggle is. Kevan is the most boring man on the planet. Jordan needs deodorant. And Amber knows how to WORK. THOSE. ANGLES. GIRL!

OH!! IO!!! In episode one of season... Ohio (The Artist Formerly Known as Season 10), we meet a lot of guys who look exactly alike. The women are WAY over-qualified (if not therapized). Daisy calls HR on Ellyn. And Emma wants to go deep, but not that deep, because everything gives her "THE ICK!"

The final episode while we break to see what the dillturds in Ohio are doing. The couples meet parents and loved ones. Chelsea's dad, Papa Charley, is not a monster as it turns out and is the sweetest old man, Tiffany comes to terms with Brett's impressive shoe collection, while Zach and Bliss nerd out for the whole episode. And Paul gets his furniture off the side of the road. I think that covers it! We will pick up with the next episode once we conclude whatever mayhem is happening in Ohio

The couples are going back home to their GRAYGE apartments (and their phones). Will Bliss give Zack another chance? Will Tiffany throw Brett out with the bathwater?? Will Paul and Micah ever stop fucking (will they ever START fucking?)?? Will Chelsea be okay moving out of her Barbie Dream Apartment™? Will Marshall continue to be the King of All Men? Will Irina stop being a dried-up old house plant you forgot to water and is now just a reminder of everything wrong with life?
 
All this AND MORE on STFU Season 4, Episode... six?