Shut the F*** Up Nick Lachey

It's the weddings part two! Nancy's family is NOT here for Barfbag's shit. They smelled him coming a mile away. Zenab OBLITERATES Cole at the altar and gets… applause? Matt and Colleen say I do BECAUSE THAT SEEMS LIKE THE RIGHT CHOICE. And Alexa and Brennon are there. This episode had us saying, "I do… not understand any of these people.

And the weddings have begun! It's Love Is Blind season three, episode 10! SK and Raven are getting married. Or that's what it seems like… SK suddenly has a bunch of opinions he never bothered to share until AFTER the altar? Nancy sends Barfbag a thoughtful gift, and he sends her… a shot of tequila. It's like he wakes up every morning and goes, "How can I SUCK THE MOST today?" And then he triples down on it.

In Love Is Blind episode nine of season three, Ellyn and Daisy must rise above myriad technical difficulties to recap how these people have to rise above their own delusions and stupidity to make it to the altar. Matt continues to be scary, even though Colleen is finally, maybe, possibly growing a pair, Barfbag's reign as "THE WORST" has been usurped by Zenab who is the most insufferable SEE YOU NEXT TUESDAY we've ever seen, somehow Raven and SK are the healthiest couple (?), and Alexa and Brennon are also…there.
It's the most pants-shittingest episode yet!

We're back where we left off with season 3 after we detoured for some UK action. Well, it's season three, episode eight and everyone is on edibles. There's no other explanation. Barfbag has done a 180 on Nancy and definitely NOT for the extra screen time. Alexa's friends sleep on a good union man. Matt's friends laugh off his abusive behavior (that's guy's a REAL silly goose!). And SK's family tell Raven how to be a good Nigerian wife (hint, she needs to bow to all men)! Colleen is still the fucking worst but now with an English accent!

In this final installment (we hope) of UK season 2 After the Altar, the drama continues at the manor as couples finally confront each other about real and percieved hurts. Katisha and Sarover could probably use some primal scream therapy. Kal continues to be the world's biggest dope. And Booby and Jasmine have their baby!!!