The Vesta Clinic

Join to discuss the past season! We talk Muppets, accent work and musicals! 

This episode contains spoilers for seasons one and two of The Vesta Clinic! 

With thanks to Ruby Campbell, Kamen Cooley-Greene and Christopher Stoops and EXTRA thanks to the people who submitted questions to the Q+A:Anonymous Asteroid, Xandra, Beep Boop Enjoyer, ArianWells, Heart of Lead, Abi, Beka Terrier!

Content warnings: swearing; brief reference to racism/xenophobia and American politics

Happy new orbit! 

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Date: 89/1/2733

Patient: Dakarai Solari, Human 

Patient ID: 5318008 

 

It’s important to get the best grade in patient. 

 

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(Please see the end of the episode description for content warnings!) 

 

The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. This episode features AMC as Faye Underwood, Kamen Cooley-Greene and Christopher Stoops as the Professor.
Music by Ruby Campbel and AMC. 

Credits read by AMC.   

 

Transcripts are available at https://www.thevestaclinic.com/episodes

 

A huge thank you to the amazing people who submitted ideas for season two! If you have an idea you’d love to see in the show please get in touch via our website! https://www.thevestaclinic.com/submissions 

 

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This work is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.

 

Sound Effect Attributions: Spaceship compartment door.With pneumatics(8lrs,mltprcssng).wav by newlocknew at Freesound.org 

 

Typing metal plate(reson,rev,DTBlkfx,Eq,Extr,sat,dcmtr)12.wav by newlocknew at Freesound.org 

 

Connect2 by RICHERlandTV -- https://freesound.org/s/351547/ -- License: Attribution 4.0

Critical Stop4 by RICHERlandTV -- https://freesound.org/s/351560/ -- License: Attribution 4.0

 

Glitch Faulty Error Sound Design 2.wav by original_sound at Freesound.org

BEEP.wav by anthonychartier2020 at Freesound.org 

 

Eggshell crack, crunch, crush 7; Eggshell crack, crunch, crush 8; Cracking open a raw egg, yolk dribble and squelch; all form Zapsplat.com 

 

Content Warnings: Swearing; seizures; reference to bleeding; mental health issues; reference to previous psychiatric hospital admission; reference to discrimination against patients with mental health conditions; uncertain clinical outcome of newborn patient; reference to dead character

Patient: NOSL11

Date: 88/1/2733

Patient ID: 77347785

 

Presenting Complaint: Unexpected labour

 

Stabbing one’s surgeon is only sometimes a good thing to do. 

 

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(Please see the end of the episode description for content warnings!) 

 

The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. This episode features AMC as Faye Underwood and Ruby Campbell as Xaelest Adra.
Music by AMC and Ruby Campbell. 

Credits read by Ruby Campbell.   

 

Transcripts are available at https://www.thevestaclinic.com/episodes

 

Please consider supporting us on Patreon! The bonus story for this episode is available at https://www.patreon.com/vestaclinicpod 

 

You can also find us on social media on tumblr, bluesky and instagram at @vestaclinicpod! 

 

This work is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.

 

Sound Effect Attributions: Connect2 by RICHERlandTV -- https://freesound.org/s/351547/ -- License: Attribution 4.0
Critical Stop4 by RICHERlandTV -- https://freesound.org/s/351560/ -- License: Attribution 4.0

button (4).wav by kwazi -- https://freesound.org/s/34102/ -- License: Attribution 3.0

Typing metal plate(reson,rev,DTBlkfx,Eq,Extr,sat,dcmtr)12.wav by newlocknew at Freesound.org 

 

Cash register.wav by IllusiaProductions -- https://freesound.org/s/249952/ -- License: Attribution 4.0

 

Small metal object tap, knock on glass window 1 by Zapsplat.com

 

Content Warnings: Consumption of insects; description of abdominal surgery; mention of bleeding; (no gory sound effects); uncertainty over newborn’s life; PTSD symptoms; clinical examination of reproductive system including genitals; alarm sound effects

[BLEEP BLEEP BLEEP]

 

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(Please see the end of the episode description for content warnings!) 

 

This episode featured submitted ideas from our wonderful listeners: Mad, Aster, Colin Arnott and Arian Wells. Thank you so much! You can also submit an idea for season three here! ✨

 

The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. This episode features AMC as Faye Underwood and others and Ruby Campbell as Xaelest Adra, Calyxy L’Torra and others, Kamen Cooley-Greene as Dakarai Solari and others, and Christopher Stoops as Doc Rose.
Music by AMC and Ruby Campbell. 

Credits read by AMC   

 

Transcripts are available at https://www.thevestaclinic.com/episodes

 

Please consider supporting us on Patreon! The bonus story for this episode is called ‘Thanks, Doc’ and is available at https://www.patreon.com/vestaclinicpod 

 

You can also find us on social media on tumblr, bluesky and instagram at @vestaclinicpod! 

 

This work is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.

 

Sound Effect Attributions: Connect2 by RICHERlandTV -- https://freesound.org/s/351547/ -- License: Attribution 4.0
Critical Stop4 by RICHERlandTV -- https://freesound.org/s/351560/ -- License: Attribution 4.0

button (4).wav by kwazi -- https://freesound.org/s/34102/ -- License: Attribution 3.0

Typing metal plate(reson,rev,DTBlkfx,Eq,Extr,sat,dcmtr)12.wav by newlocknew at Freesound.org 

 

Content Warnings: Sexually suggestive patient pushing boundaries; reference to vomiting; hallucinations; reference to traumatic amputation of finger; reference to alcohol consumption; questionable accent work