Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

On this week episode the boys contact Carolyn a 73 year old escort who look saw on another podcast and asked her to come on the show her response offended them both and they say why. This and so much more trouble on this episode.

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0:00 How we would behave if we had house robots 
13:29 “I was tricked while watching P*rn”
16:06 3 years in jail or 10 years probation?
30:35 “we contacted a 73 year old escort to come on the show and her reply killed us”
43:22 Eating from strangers and getting pranked 
47:20 Weird voluntary sperm donor 
53:00 Alexander the Great was gay 
54:46 Dilemma: Is it wrong to swear? 
1:02:55 Is it wrong to have favourite?
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0:00 How we would behave if we had house robots 
13:29 “I was tricked while watching P*rn”
16:06 3 years in jail or 10 years probation?
30:35 “we contacted a 73 year old escort to come on the show and her reply killed us”
43:22 Eating from strangers and getting pranked 
47:20 Weird voluntary sperm donor 
53:00 Alexander the Great was gay 
54:46 Dilemma: Is it wrong to swear? 
1:02:55 Is it wrong to have favourite?

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This week, the boys tackle the big questions: would you sacrifice your penis for world peace? Pete gets recognised in public at the worst possible time, and the conversation somehow ends up asking whether a micropenis is worse than losing your legs.

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0:00 its chaotic in here 
2:53 “It feel weird when people want to take a picture with me”
6:13 “The worst time to recognise me”(homeless man) 
21:50 there is no reality + women getting ahead of themselves 
26:07 dwarfs can fight 
27:58 when your friends becomes your manager 
29:01 Pete has finally sh!t himself 
31:02 sex on tour 
34:17 man went from highest paid tv job to working on a bus  
38:14 being on job seekers allowance 
43:16 working in Tk max as a kid 
48:41 “”felt bad for the homeless man that’s is not homeless” 
50:39 “would give up your penis to stop world war 3?”
1:07:08 guy with micro won’t come on the podcast 
1:13:26 prefer a micro penis or lose your legs?
1:17:10 Dilemma about stealing food 

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The Brooklyn Beckham situation exposes the problem every man has to face:
mum or wife — who’s number one?
Pete goes in hard on the Beckhams, while Luke admits he’s changing how he sees women as he gets older… and Pete absolutely refuses to let that happen 😂
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0:00 Tour details
4:29 Number 1 trait to look for in a woman 
10:18 Attraction vs trust 
16:54 Not finishing antibiotics can kill you
22:32 Sending messages to wrong person 
26:57 My phone try’s to connect to the when I’m watching p0rn
30:42 Mum vs wife who do you choose? (The beckhams)
1:11:29 If a woman earns more than her husband more likely to divorce 
1:15:47 Prank too far dilemma
1:32:23 Chat GTP is snitching 

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This week the boys talk about noticing a pattern that white women are really into LUBE and they tell each other their experiences. They also have a question from a Sheetster about when is it appropriate to just let a friendship they’ve outgrown die? That and plenty more chaos, honesty, and accidental oversharing in this week’s episode.

0:00 please don’t join if you if you can’t take a joke 
3:08 Will my son want to like me one day? + charlotte is like Pete’s mum
26:10 “white women love lube” + selfish lover 
37:52 Adam 22 let another man sleep with his wife now gonna fight him in the ring for money 
46:26 how do you let a friendship die?
1:12:59 family members who want money 
1:20:55 Fake scratch card prank too much 

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What’s the real trait you need for a long, happy marriage?
(It’s not what you think, and it’s going to annoy a lot of people.)
Elsewhere, Pete is furious with the cast of Stranger Things, claiming that if he’d been given the chance, he’d have absolutely smashed it and carried the show on his back. Netflix, call him.
And finally, we meet a man whose entire Christmas was destroyed… by a Deliveroo driver.
Marriage truths, Hollywood delusion, and festive devastation — all in one episode.

The tour is ON SALE NOW! 🎟️ Tickets are flying, so grab yours before they’re gone!
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0:00 Pete jealous of stranger things stars + and having envy 
9:53 letting strangers into your life 
11:38 best trait to have a happy marriage 
19:54 Life after fame 
24:25 Pete didn’t know Jordan’s where from Micheal Jordan 
26:44 child stars + not working 
35:56 36 year old woman sleeps with two boys 
43:31 Shout out to one of our sick Sheetsters 
46:48 “are we narcissists?”
51:52 “I hold grudges”
57:25 I can’t make new friends 
1:05:35 no empathy + loved ones dying 
1:12:06 Dilemma about delivery driver 

Full video episode: On Youtube & Spotify 

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