Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

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Tom Segura and Christina P are back in Studio Jeans for another completely unhinged episode of Your Mom’s House, and this one goes from philosophy class to fake tits in record time. The Main Mommies kick things off by solving the world’s least necessary ethical debate, then dive headfirst into the internet chaos with a wild breakdown of the Kristi Noem husband story involving fetishes, webcam betrayal, and big bimbo boobies.

Also in this episode: 80 year old sex symbols, Safety Larry delivering some anxiety-inducing escalator wisdom, Mantak Chia teaches the jeans how to hold testicle and circulate sexual energy, and Tom reveals the kind of fancy gift he gives a fancy chef after a great meal. Plus there’s a hilarious restaurant review, horrifying injury clips, wet floor PTSD, nicotine pouch logic, and a closing stretch of TikToks so deranged it could only live inside the Mommy-Dome.

If you're looking for internet weirdos, cool guys, fake boobs, escalator trauma, old-lady thirst, and enough chaotic marriage riffing to keep your jeans high and tight, this ones for you.

Your Mom’s House Ep. 854

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Chapters

00:00:00 - Intro

00:03:44 - Opening Clip: Incest Is Cool

00:12:52 - Kristi Noem's Husband

00:22:56 - Horny Granny Wants To Spank Tom

00:27:27 - A Fancy Gift For A Fancy Chef

00:30:30 - Fucking Expensive Restaurant

00:32:39 - Clip: Human Water Gun

00:33:20 - International Realtors

00:36:35 - Safety Larry

00:39:38 - Mantak Chia

00:45:21 - Horrible Or Hilarious

01:00:11 - Mike The Tax Guy

01:03:58 - Christina's TikToks

01:16:37 - Closing Song - "WTF Is Eco-Sex" by Gaping Dad
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Tom Segura holds it down solo on this episode of Your Mom’s House while Christina is away, and he’s joined by comedian Ari Matti for one wildly funny conversation. Ari breaks down his insane journey from Estonia to Melbourne, London, New York, and Austin, explains how he learned to do stand-up in a second language, and talks about going from open mics overseas to getting passed at The Comedy Mothership and becoming a Kill Tony regular.

Along the way, Tom and Ari get into Ari’s background in MMA, the delusional confidence it takes to survive comedy, and why being an outsider ended up becoming his biggest advantage. Then things go fully off the rails with stories about foreign chiropractors, Estonian blackface on national TV, Robert Paul Champagne, Alex Jones, Liver King at the Four Seasons, catastrophic injury clips, and one of the most disgusting travel-hookup stories ever told on the show.

It’s a classic YMH mix of comedy, chaos, culture shock, internet lunatics, and deeply questionable sexual honesty.

Your Mom’s House Ep. 853

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Chapters

00:00:00 - Intro

00:01:02 - Comedy In Non-Native Tongue

00:11:20 - America & MMA Fighting

00:19:17 - Opening Clip: I'll Eat It

00:23:33 - Foreign Chiropractors

00:28:48 - Big Word Burger

00:32:34 - Clip: Alex Jones Calling It Quits

00:34:13 - Liver King & Rogan

00:37:42 - Big Break & YMH Memories

00:41:30 - Horrible Or Hilarious

00:48:27 - Brain Injuries

00:58:19 - What's Happening With The Internet?

01:00:35 - Kinky Unc

01:04:13 - Plugging Dates

01:05:44 - Fat Boy For Life

01:08:37 - Closing Song - "WHAAAT" by Tyler
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This week, Tom’s away, so Christina P calls in Brian Simpson, who after an appropriately timed "I'm having chest pains" drop, immediately reveals he almost died last month. What follows is a hilarious and horrifying breakdown of Brian’s heart attack on the road in Atlanta, and the odyssey of ICU insanity, sexy nurses, fried chicken in the cardiac unit, missing meds, CVS incompetence, and the always awful VA.

Once they’re done unpacking death, survival, and why Americans are apparently supposed to just die quietly, Christina and Brian swerve into Justin Timberlake’s DUI arrest, Dolly Parton’s tits, looksmaxxing, TikTok freaks, adult summer camp psychos, horny grannies, gay blacks, and the fart BIG WORD lady trying to explain herself on The Breakfast Club. Grab your Life Alert and enjoy!

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Chapters

00:00:00 - Intro

00:00:41 - Opening Clip: I'm Having Chest Pain

00:03:22 - Brian Simpson Almost Died

00:11:22 - Getting To The Hospital

00:22:13 - The Wacky American Healthcare System

00:33:06 - New Lease On Life

00:37:40 - Gay Black Guy Stuff

00:40:13 - Horny Granny

00:42:20 - Justin Timberlake Arrest Footage

00:45:42 - Dolly Parton's Funbags

00:51:27 - TikToks

01:04:51 - The Fart Slur Lady Apologizes

01:10:41 - More White People Shit

01:16:46 - Closing Song - "Chest Pain" by MANOLO
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Tom Segura and Christina P are back for another wild episode of Your Mom’s House Podcast, diving headfirst into a new batch of internet insanity before they are joined by some very European guests. This episode covers everything from the viral McDonalds CEO video, to horny grannies, to Obama talking black, to Putin praising some broads, plus, Gene Simmons telling celebs to shut up, pigeons taking over a mans home, and Christina showing Tom a game called "Chernobyl or Hungarian Hospital?"

Later in the episode, Francis Foster and Konstantin Kisin join the show for a hilarious guest segment packed with sharp cultural commentary, stories about Eastern Europe, parenting, travel, teaching, gratitude, and why seeing more of the world might be the cure for modern stupidity. The conversation bounces from outrageous internet content to real talk about America, Hungary, Russia, Ukraine, family life, and raising kids with perspective. Plus Francis and Konstantin get a dose of Christina's TikTok curations just for good measure. Cheerio!

Your Mom’s House Ep. 851

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Chapters

00:00:00 - Intro

00:00:11 - Obama Taliking Black

00:07:07 - Opening Clip: Cool Brag

00:09:34 - Clip: Cool Gal Loves Her Fiance

00:13:12 - Clip: Chocolate Massage

00:15:36 - Gene Simmons Says Shut Up

00:20:33 - Clip: Paralympian Tom

00:21:34 - RIP Robert Carradine

00:26:01 - They Did Surgery On A Weiner...In A Car

00:29:48 - Clip: Public Pooper

00:30:30 - Russian Pigeon House

00:32:13 - Chernobyl or Hungarian Hospital?

00:34:18 - Clip: Screaming Into Void

00:35:10 - Mike The Tax Guy

00:37:49 - Francis Foster & Konstantin Kisin

00:44:58 - Brexit, Royals, & Epstein Files

00:50:06 - Talented Pieces Of Shit

00:56:33 - Talking To Yourself & Accents

01:04:01 - Master Of Accents

01:11:28 - Dictators

01:21:05 - Horrible Or Hilarious

01:26:28 - McDonalds CEO Tries New Burger

01:30:06 - Very British Discussion

01:34:06 - TikToks

01:45:53 - Chernobyl Or Hungarian Hospital? Redux

01:49:07 - Closing Song - "How You Say Cucumber" by Micah Akervold
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This week on Your Mom’s House, Tom returns home from LA after filming Bad Thoughts and jumps right back into the madness with Christina. "Two mommies, one jean" for a reason, as the two catch up and break down another stack of insane internet clips.

This episode has everything YMH fans want: Tom's still mostly clean face, Christina’s glamping adventure with the boys, park squirrel bite updates, hamster hospice trauma, Squatty Potty scandal talk, horny blacks, hornier grandmas, and a parade of deeply disturbed cool guys. Plus Tom gets a welcome back batch of clips featuring people getting hurt and the Main Mommies discuss the ethics of the shoes in the house, and whether it's a race thing or just a clean person thing.

Your Mom’s House Ep. 850

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Chapters

00:00:00 - Intro

00:03:24 - Wilderness Survival

00:07:20 - Opening Clip: Master Of Accents - Homeless Edition

00:17:32 - Whole Milk & Meth

00:21:34 - Squatty Potty Creator + Shoes In The House

00:28:01 - Squirrel Bites & Hamster Hospice

00:33:01 - Kinky Unc

00:41:05 - Tour Date Plugs

00:43:33 - Clip: Noodle Leg Aura

00:46:30 - Horrible Or Hilarious

00:53:30 - Freaky Old Lady

00:57:30 - TikToks

01:05:34 - Closing Song - "Hillary Clinton Ate My A55hole" by Koster
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