Big Ryan Energy w/ Ryan Sickler | Your Mom's House Ep. 818
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This week on Your Mom’s House, we've got a real throwback episode as Tom Segura and Christina P are joined by the always hilarious Ryan Sickler! Before sickle cell slides into the Mommy Dome, Tom and CP kick things off with a wild opening clip featuring a vulgar homeless man in a McDonald’s, discuss Love Island’s dumbest contestant, and CP raises her art price. They also break down zodiac signs, death row meals, Jeff Bezos's wedding, Oprah's lesbian love life, and why chicks might just be a little dumb sometimes.
Ryan Sickler joins the fun and the trio covers everything from a defecating police chief and the chocolate booty obsessed guy also named Ryan to horrible or hilarious fails—including a bull attack, a shit flood, and one extremely unfortunate motorcycle. Ryan shares a killer story about a guy named “Joey Uno” and relives his worst high school nickname. CP gets roasted for looking like the Hamburglar, and Sickler drops a disgusting, classic YMH-worthy dump tale. Oh—and there’s a deep dive into feeding your meow with fruit, plane meltdowns, Will Smith’s weirdness, and roleplay gone very wrong. It’s a banger. Enjoy!
Your Mom’s House Ep. 818
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Chapters
00:00:00 - Intro
00:06:09 - Opening Clip: I Get My D Sucked
00:08:51 - Love Island UK Dummies
00:19:16 - Jeff Bezos Wedding + Oprah's Lesbian Relationship
00:25:30 - What's Your Sign?
00:33:04 - Ryan Sickler
00:36:26 - Hostile Work Environment
00:42:31 - Big Ryan Energy
00:52:59 - Horrible Or Hilarious
01:02:27 - Sweet & Sour Broads
01:08:41 - Will Smith
01:15:40 - Holding Space For Bad Thoughts
01:21:42 - Closing Song - "2 Catches (Obviously)" by Odd-Track Numbers
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Who's More Mentally Ill? | Your Mom's House Ep. 817
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This week on Your Mom’s House, Tom and Christina are back in Los Angeles! CP’s rocking a bold Zorro-inspired new look and Tom shows off his scar from a street fight with a surfer, and they both break down the fine line between plastic surgery and mental illness.
The Main Mommies check out some truly unhinged videos including Adrien Brody’s social media posts, a clip about parasites in places they shouldn’t be, and some gay black dudes swapping spit. Plus, Tom shares the story of his loudest gym fart, CP raises the price of her art, and the two debate whether posing nude at art school is the key to escaping homelessness. Tommy F-Stop also makes his debut on the show, Tom’s kids are as feral as ever, and CP walks us through the bloodiest promo idea ever based on her recent surgery. Enjoy!
Your Mom’s House Ep. 817
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Chapters
00:00:00 - Intro
00:04:05 - Opening Clip: Ryan Likes Ass
00:08:11 - Christina's New Look & Tom's Surfer Fight
00:20:25 - Adrien Brody
00:24:54 - Goth Basketball Player
00:27:53 - Gay Stuff For Enny
00:32:25 - Clip: Parasites In Your P
00:35:02 - Gym Farts
00:40:24 - Who's More Mentally Ill?
00:45:32 - Movies
00:49:23 - Tommy F-Stop
00:57:20 - Laugh Till Your Face Falls Off
01:02:51 - Closing Song - "4 Stroke Anthem" by Gaping Dad
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It's An Austrian Painter Summer! | Your Mom's House Ep. 816
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This week on Your Mom’s House, it’s just Tom Segura and Christina P in the Mommy Dome, and things get historically unhinged. Tom has declared it's Hitler Summer and he's waist deep in World War Two documentaries. He also talks about watching a Bin Laden documentary that's especially fascinating. before sharing a thought about how Hitler was a great friend. Christina has also got a new painting on deck and the two mock Adrien Brody’s art, and have more fun with AI Keanu Reeves.
Tom tells a hilarious story about watching Star Wars with their sons, Christina messes with a spam texter in the middle of the episode, A Tom-Ed Kemper abomination details his homicidal plans, and a horrifying run of “Horrible or Hilarious” clips and Toks featuring 18-wheelers, busted ankles, and piss pups. Plus, CP roasts Meghan Markle (again), Tom hypes the Fancy vs. Phillip showdown, and we close the show with an Enny-themed banger. Wild clips. Even wilder theories. No guest, no problem. Enjoy!
Your Mom’s House Ep. 816
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Chapters
00:00:00 - Intro
00:00:38 - War Documentary Summer
00:06:08 - Hitler Was A Great Friend
00:13:44 - Opening Clip: Chris Hansen Caught Ya
00:19:20 - Adrien Brody's Art & Christina's Latest Work
00:27:23 - Clip: Baldwin Cringe
00:28:21 - Star Wars With The Boys
00:33:34 - Pac Man Jones Calls Tom
00:35:44 - Pitching TV Shows
00:38:21 - Clip: Beefing on CNN
00:39:48 - Fancy Vs Phillip
00:43:39 - Horrible Or Hilarious
00:49:42 - Ed Kemper Tom
00:56:11 - Clip: My Ankle!
00:57:56 - The Black Segment
00:59:49 - TikToks
01:10:50 - Closing Song -"Enny Wears Those Pants"
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A Horny Cowboy For Christina's Birthday w/ Johnny Pemberton | Your Mom's House Ep. 815
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It’s CP’s birthday and what better way to celebrate than a gals trip, some productive coughing, and watching a horny cowboy tell us how to treat a lady? Also Tom and Christina are joined by the always-delightful Johnny Pemberton!
We kick things off with a mumbling cool guy with unrealistic standards, before moving on to a humble-brag video of a woman prepping her bowels for a dom session. There’s also new Pazsitzky Effect, on the table, some more of Enny's hot take on the movie "Sinners", and of course some more gay content we found on the internet.
Johnny Pemberton then enters the studio to talk about his latest film "Mermaid", yo hype season 2 of "Fallout", and talk all about his animated voice rolls that's more known for these days. He also reacts to the cool guys from the top of the show, watches some horrible or hilarious clips, shares some war stories from doing prank calls, and gets into a passionate rant about Red Lobster. What can we say? Except I'm gay.
Your Mom’s House Ep. 815
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Chapters
00:00:00 - Intro
00:06:12 - Opening Clip: Don't Message Me
00:10:40 - The Horny Cowboy
00:18:27 - Clip: Dom Sesh Prep
00:21:38 - More Gay Stuff
00:28:16 - Sinners
00:37:13 - Johnny Pemberton's Best Work
00:49:33 - What Can I Say Except That I'm Gay
00:53:27 - Johnny Meets Mumbling Kevin
00:58:44 - Horrible Or Hilarious
01:04:51 - Pouch Leggings
01:10:31 - Johnny Reacts To Dom Sesh Prep
01:14:17 - TikToks
01:19:37 - Red Lobster
01:24:30 - Closing Song - "Erection Achieved" by Hendawg
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Steph Tolev is NAUSEATED By Cool Guys | Your Mom's House Ep. 814
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This week on Your Mom's House, Tom Segura and Christina P welcome the feral and hilarious Steph Tolev into the Mommy Dome! Fresh off the release of her new Netflix stand-up special, Filth Queen, Steph dives face-first into a mess of cool guys and gets the ultimate YMH experience.
The trio also talk about what Steph's Hustler mag poses would be, her formative years in Canada getting fingered by French boys, her boyfriend Jefferson, his famous uncle, and the Main Mommies quiz Steph on some US citizenship test questions. They also give Tony Johns a call, listen to some AI Keanu Reeves voice-clips, Steph almost pukes watching Norm's poutine, they check out some TikToks, and clown on Meghan Markle's podcast again. You wanna move in you can move in.
Your Mom’s House Ep. 814
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Chapters
00:00:00 - Intro
00:05:36 - Steph Tolev Is Doing Hustler
00:14:49 - Opening Clip: Corn Flakes In Your Booty
00:17:49 - Steph's Familiar Boyfriend
00:19:54 - US Citizenship Test
00:23:31 - Norm's Poutine
00:26:47 - Clip: Break It
00:27:30 - Clip: Norm's Cups
00:29:59 - Clip: Gay Grocery Shopping
00:33:08 - AI Keanu Reeves
00:40:51 - Some Cool Guys & Cool Gals
00:50:50 - Call With Tony Johns
01:02:49 - All Bricked Up
01:05:54 - Clip: It's Hard To Be Kristen Stewart
01:09:07 - Clip: Kim K's Nanny Army
01:11:44 - Clip: Meghan The Narcissist
01:13:17 - Clip: Lucky To Be With Me
01:13:58 - Jamie Kern Lima
01:17:04 - Clip: Marrying Your Cousin Is Halal
01:19:23 - Clip: Green Eyed Weirdo
01:23:19 - Closing Song - "Little Brick Building" by ChefZef & Wiley B
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