
The Gut-Brain-Axis is *Like* The Ohio State Band!
14-1-2026 | 1 u. 26 Min.
Well howdy my curious crew, today we’re taking somewhat of an insightful detour on our discussion of the rest and digest system! Our mode of transportation? Metaphor! We’re using figurative language to figure out what should already be widely known. For anyone new here, we’ll be discussing neuroscience, math, fluid dynamics, lateral learning and inhibition - we cover a lot of ground. Feel free to trilateral my position on information silos and receive a high five when you get here. Apologies to those who aren’t mathematically inclined, sometimes you have to “take it there” to prove a point, coordinate frustration. Also, please feel free to leave your favorite marching band performance! They’re so hypnotic and incredibly impressive, I’d be honored to have them in the communal Schauer. Make sure to rate my 5 stars on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, any place you get your podcasts! Resources: ‘Next Albert Einstein’ is 32-year-old woman who turned down $1.1m offer from university https://www.ladbible.com/news/science/next-albert-einstein-sabrina-gonzalez-pasterski-327566-20260112 I know, I never thought I’d cite LadBible either… Elusive Cures: Why Neuroscience Hasn’t Solved Brain Disorders and How We Can Change That - Nicole C. Rust This Is What It Sounds Like - Susan Rogers & Ogi Ogas On the Art and Craft of Doing Science - Kenneth Catania The Meaning of Proofs: Mathematics as Storytelling - Gabriele Lolli Against Technoableism: Rethinking Who Needs Improvement - Ashley Shew Neurogastronomy: How the Brain Creates Flavor and Why It Matters - Gordon Shepherd Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Rest AND Digest? In This Economy?
07-1-2026 | 1 u. 23 Min.
Welcome to the first Schauer of 2026, this week we’re discussing “brain washing” (a function of cerebrospinal fluid during sleep states) and integrating some g-dang information on the rest and digest system! Get ready for a gut-load of neuroscience and gastroenterology as well as a crude but functional amount of chemistry. Make sure to take your fiber after the communal STEAM session as sudden, public motility is frowned upon in most cultures. I do apologize for mispronouncing molecules and neurological components, since I’m self-taught I don’t often get the experience to say these words out loud. Feel free to spell anything phonetically in the comments or DM me an *labeled* audio clip on Instagram. Part two coming next Wednesday! Resources: This Is What It Sounds Like - Susan Rogers & Ogi Ogas Why We Sleep: Unlocking the Power of Sleep and Dreams - Matthew Walker PhD The Mind Gut Connection: How the Hidden Conversation Within Our Bodies Impacts Our Mood, Our Choice, and Our Overall Health - Emeran Mayer, MD Fragmented: A Doctor’s Quest to Piece Together American Health Care - Ilana Yurkiewicz Elusive Cures: Why Neuroscience Hasn’t Solved Brain Disorders — And How We Can Change That - Nicole C. Rust The Beauty Molecule: Introducing Neurocerticals, the Breakthrough for Ageless Beauty - Nicholas Perricone, MD How Your Brain’s Nightly Cleanse Keeps It Healthy https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/how-sleep-cleans-the-brain-and-keeps-you-healthy/ Reduced Brainstem Volume is Associated with Mobility Impairments in Youth with Cerebral Palsy https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC9949252/#:~:text=The%20study%20also%20found%20that%20the%20reduced,Respiration%20*%20Cardiac%20function%20*%20Reflex%20control Sleep and the heart: Interoceptive differences linked to poor experiential sleep quality in anxiety and depression https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC5606300/ Source: Slow-wave sleep, acetylcholine, and memory consolidation https://www.pnas.org/doi/10.1073/pnas.0400237101#:~:text=These%20results%20suggest%20that%20the,1). Additional source: How is Sleep Regulated? https://www.brainfacts.org/thinking-sensing-and-behaving/sleep/2012/how-is-sleep-regulated#:~:text=The%20balance%20of%20neurotransmitters%20in,external%20sensory%20stimuli%20produces%20dreams. Metabotropic Glutamate Receptor 5: A Potential Target for Neuropathic Pain Treatment https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC11808587/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

How to Make New Years Resolutions *Actually* Stick! Pt. 2
31-12-2025 | 1 u. 12 Min.
Welcome back to the communal Schauer! This week we’re doing a part two to how to make your new years resolutions actually stick and hint; we need to efficiently, effectively, and strategically utilize saliency. We want to find the most direct route, give ourselves guardrails, space expectations, and leave a little *rewarding* bread crumb trail so our brain and body (together) keep showing up! I’m wishing you all nothing but the absolute best, you can absolutely do this. Do not beat yourself up if you flub in January, just keep it pushing. Thank you all for making this year an absolute delight! I cannot stress how much you all have made my learning and growth journey so incredibly worthwhile. Your belief in me, a somewhat total stranger, has been invaluable. Please absolutely utilize that with yourself and your goals. I have received but a fraction of your conviction and I can only imagine what you can achieve if you aim that power, that consistency, back at yourself. That being said, I hope you all have a wonderful New Year’s, we’ll chat in 2026! Resources: The Science of Nutrition: Debunk the Diet Myths and Learn How to Eat Well for Health and Happiness - Rhiannon Lambert What We Value: The Neuroscience of Choice and Change - Emily Falk On Muscle : The Stuff That Moves Us and Why It Matters - Bonnie Tsui This Is What It Sounds Like - Susan Rogers & Ogi Ogas Reparenting: Seeking Healing for Your Inner Child https://positivepsychology.com/reparenting/ Difference between expectations and standards https://theeverymom.com/expectations-versus-standards-with-kids/ 5 Rules for Setting SMART goals https://us.humankinetics.com/blogs/excerpt/5-rules-for-setting-smart-goals#:~:text=You%20may%20have%20learned%20about,met%20in%20the%20time%20allotted Substack Recommendations: Finding the Best (free) Resources for Your 2025 Self-Study Goals https://substack.com/home/post/p-171479150 Where to find media to consume instead of doomscrolling https://substack.com/home/post/p-168039199 Learn for Fun or Free or Fun & Free https://substack.com/home/post/p-175242020 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

How to Make New Years Resolutions *Actually* Stick! Pt. 1
24-12-2025 | 1 u. 14 Min.
Welcome to the weekly communal Schauer, today we’re discussing the history of new year’s resolutions as well as the neuroscience of making them stick. You might be wondering “why is she taking so long on the phrasing of these goals?” That’s a wonderful question *hypothetical* listener and the answer to that is because how you speak to yourself does matter. Decisions are changes, they are pivots - pivots are a rapid change in direction that, if not taken carefully or under control, can cause significant strain and even injury. “But that’s muscle strain” - yes, however cognitive strain is also real and can cause you to fear pivots and change in the future. We’re taking this slow, step by step, because I’m talking about how to make things stick (grip) so the pivot feels solid and stable! Thank you all for making this year absolutely fabulous, I would not be where I am without all y’all’s (2nd person possessive plural pronoun btw) support and feedback. I’m wishing everyone a happy holidays, happy new year, and just a general sense of happiness as it’s very much needed. Go easy on yourselves, you got this. Free and affordable book and audiobook options (scroll down to bottom of Substack post) https://substack.com/home/post/p-181291076 Resources: What We Value: The Neuroscience of Choice and Change - Emily Falk The Science of Nutrition: Debunk the Diet Myths and Learn How to Eat Well for Health and Happiness - Rhiannon Lambert The History of New Year’s Resolutions https://www.history.com/articles/the-history-of-new-years-resolutions Millennials most likely to make 2026 resolutions over other generations: survey https://nypost.com/2025/12/08/lifestyle/millennials-most-likely-to-make-2026-resolutions-over-other-generations-survey/ The Neuroscience of Goals & Behavior Change https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC5854216/ How Does “Not” Affect What We Understand? Scientists Find Negation Mitigates Our Interpretation of Phrases https://www.nyu.edu/about/news-publications/news/2024/may/how-does--not--affect-what-we-understand--scientists-find-negati.html Acute Stress Impairs Inhibitory Control based on Individual Differences in Parasympathetic Nervous System Activity https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC5448703/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The “Art” of AI: A Critique on the Creaturds of Slop
17-12-2025 | 1 u. 29 Min.
Bring your waders, this week we’re wandering into the stagnant swamp of Earth’s abject “elite.” Feel free to breathe through your mouth as we discuss AI brain rot, the “culture” of the 1%, and the longstanding tradition of offloading labor no matter the cost. Don’t worry, before we lock eyes with the ethically bankrupt and cognitively forlorn, we’ll also be discussing neuroscience, psychology, and art across cultures! So fun! I hope you enjoy these Schauer Thoughts. Links to Substack: Research Wrapped 2025: https://substack.com/home/post/p-181291076 My 2025 Reading List: https://substack.com/home/post/p-181265928 Resources: StudyTogether & Study Stream These are the apps I was talking about when wanting to find someone else to study abstract concepts with Generative AI: the risk of cognitive atrophy https://www.polytechnique-insights.com/en/columns/neuroscience/generative-ai-the-risk-of-cognitive-atrophy/ Art Across Cultures: A Tapestry of Diverse Expressions Exploring the impact of culture on artistic perception and creation. https://www.psychologytoday.com/us/blog/non-weird-science/202406/art-across-cultures-a-tapestry-of-diverse-expressions The language of absence. https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/18558956/#:~:text=The%20paper%20%22The%20language%20of%20absence%22%20by,tantalizing%20*%20Mental%2C%20physical%2C%20and%20sexual%20abuse ChatGPT May Be Eroding Critical Thinking Skills, According to a New MIT study https://time.com/7295195/ai-chatgpt-google-learning-school/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices



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