It’s a promise for the few. You gotta survive it first.
A bomb has gone off, destroying a tunnel and dragging out our heroes journey into the lair by nearly a week. Will they survive the monsters, ghosts, and each other?
Probably not.
!! Content Warnings !!
00:07:40 Explosions in a crowd, cave collapse
00:23:40 Profiteering in a crisis
== CREDITS ==
Cast:
Patrick Perini, GM
Caustic Phoenix as Cal Ironwater
Cinderblocksally as Weevil Woebringer
Craig Pate as Odion Osprey-Heronshaw
Emily Greymoore as Arianna Floridia “Flo” Osprey II
Cleo Birch as Ferrin Whel IV
Crew:
Sabrina Ortiz, Producer
Nick Plaisance, Lorekeeper
Renee Juneau, Chronicler
Mason Allan, Game Design Consultant
Sayer Roberts, Composer
Callahan Bevilacqua, Dialogue Editor
Colin Epstein, Writer
System:
Tales of the Valiant by Kobold Press
Follow us on Bluesky @uepodca.st
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1:39:53
The Misfortunate 4 - Pt 3 - A Bomb Went Off
It was nice to meet you and I hope I never see you again.
An elemental needs dispatchin’, and our heroes want to be ready. While Odion and Weevil gather critical intelligence, will Flo get a good rate on her wardrobe?
Probably not.
!! Content Warnings !!
00:59:50 Social exclusion, reactive violence
01:47:45 Mention of explosives in a crowd
== CREDITS ==
Cast:
Patrick Perini, GM
Caustic Phoenix as Cal Ironwater
Cinderblocksally as Weevil Woebringer
Craig Pate as Odion Osprey-Heronshaw
Emily Greymoore as Arianna Floridia “Flo” Osprey II
Cleo Birch as Ferrin Whel IV
Crew:
Sabrina Ortiz, Producer
Nick Plaisance, Lorekeeper
Renee Juneau, Chronicler
Mason Allan, Game Design Consultant
Sayer Roberts, Composer
Callahan Bevilacqua, Dialogue Editor
Colin Epstein, Writer
System:
Tales of the Valiant by Kobold Press
Follow us on Bluesky @uepodca.st
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1:51:11
The Misfortunate 4 - Pt 2 - Bedroom Surprise
I’m gonna be an adventurer. I’m gonna be an adventurer. I’m gonna be an adventurer.
The Angels are back. They want… something and they mean to take it. When death comes knocking at their door, will our heroes be ready to answer?
Probably not.
!! Content Warnings !!
00:09:05 Home invasion
00:22:50 Claustrophobia
01:13:25 Falling from heights
01:25:55 Death by falling
== CREDITS ==
Cast:
Patrick Perini, GM
Caustic Phoenix as Cal Ironwater
Cinderblocksally as Weevil Woebringer
Craig Pate as Odion Osprey-Heronshaw
Emily Greymoore as Arianna Floridia “Flo” Osprey II
Cleo Birch as Ferrin Whel IV
Crew:
Sabrina Ortiz, Producer
Nick Plaisance, Lorekeeper
Renee Juneau, Chronicler
Mason Allan, Game Design Consultant
Sayer Roberts, Composer
Callahan Bevilacqua, Dialogue Editor
Colin Epstein, Writer
System:
Tales of the Valiant by Kobold Press
Follow us on Bluesky @uepodca.st
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1:51:50
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1:51:50
The Misfortunate 4 - Pt 1 - Meet the Four
You really need to stop fucking your therapist.
In the basin of an island outcast in a shallow sea, a city yearns for the gold of a dragon's horde. Will these four idiots find fortune, fame, and freedom?
Probably not.
!! Content Warnings !!
00:01:50 Depictions of being boiled alive
00:28:25 Threat of institutional/police violence
00:46:00 Depictions of body horror
== CREDITS ==
Cast:
Patrick Perini, GM
Caustic Phoenix as Cal Ironwater
Cinderblocksally as Weevil Woebringer
Craig Pate as Odion Osprey-Heronshaw
Emily Greymoore as Arianna Floridia “Flo” Osprey II
Renee Juneau as Coloursby
Adrian C. Lawrence as Johnnie Rowe
Noir Enigma as Jareth Woodfoot
Sara Roberts as Valnise
Aram Vartian as The Dream Devil
Cleo Birch as Ferrin Whel IV
Crew:
Sabrina Ortiz, Producer
Nick Plaisance, Lorekeeper
Renee Juneau, Chronicler
Mason Allan, Game Design Consultant
Sayer Roberts, Composer
Callahan Bevilacqua, Dialogue Editor
Colin Epstein, Writer
System:
Tales of the Valiant by Kobold Press
Follow us on Bluesky @uepodca.st
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2:13:47
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2:13:47
Bonus - Announcing a Wet Western
Arc 1 of season 2 starts airing Oct 28th, 2025!
A brand new story in a brand new world — an outcast island on a shallow sea. Be sure to catch all the trailers and character drops over at https://discord.gg/unbalancedencounters
In the basin of an island outcast in a shallow sea, a city yearns for the gold of a dragon's horde. And this rush has made prospector-adventuring parties commonplace. From the many calls to plunder comes a flyer promising fortune, fame, and near-certain death. And our four idiots have answered the call.