Good Luck High Five

Sharpen your No. 2 pencils and clear your schedule; school is back in session! Maria, Tyler, and special guest Judge Rob are digging into Secrets of Strixhaven, giving you a cheat sheet for the set's trickiest mechanics, cards, and rules. Whether you're a straight-A spellslinger or Witherbloom frog licker, this episode will make sure you don't get caught off guard at your prerelease. PLUS: the Cutest Card and Grossest Card awards are handed out and Maria asks the tough questions like: would YOU have arms that end in giant boulders?
Follow along with Judge Rob's card list!
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Wanna know how the Secrets of Strixhaven precon Commander decks actually play? We have the answers! Because we actually played them! Yeah...we're pretty cool like that. Whether you're looking at picking up Lorehold, Prismari, Witherbloom, Quandrix or Silverquill - we did the homework so you don't have to. PLUS: a surprise unboxing and Maria submits her application to the Julliard School of Ocarina. We're sorry.
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School's back for summer - and this time, it's magical. Like, literally. Maria, Meghan, and Tyler are diving headfirst into Magic's newest set, Secrets of Strixhaven! They've got new mechanics, a trailer debut, and one very urgent question that may define this entire set: is that frog barf hallucinogenic? Settle in, pick your college, and let's hit the books (p.s. "book" is now an official artifact subtype!) class is officially in session!
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Strixhaven holds its secrets close - but not for long. Maria, Meghan, and Tyler put on their prognosticating hats and take their best shots at what's coming in Magic's newest set: Secrets of Strixhaven. Scholastic mysteries, big reveals, and even bolder predictions await.
Then, Flavor Text Theatre: MadLibs summons a historic figure so revolting it may go down in podcast history. The laughs are real. The horror may be realer.
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After 13+ years slinging spells, GLHF has officially left the battlefield. No, we're not dead — we've ascended. Slay the Spire II has claimed our souls, and frankly? We regret nothing. Long live the Spire. LONG. LIVE. THE SPIRE!!!!!!!!!!
...okay. FINE. We'll talk about TMNT draft. Apparently while we were busy climbing the Spire, the turtles draft format was secretly 🔥fire🔥. If you wrote off this format as cheesy pizza slop, buckle up, because we did the homework so you don't have to. Full draft guide inside. Let's go!
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