My Momma Told Me

Y'all are getting a sneak peek of the magic that is our Patreon. Langston and David take three fan voice mails, and our drunk lil mommas never disappoint. Is big gay keeping athelete in the closet so that the hyper visibly queer community can continue to thrive? Is AI confusing real humans with fake reality? Does messing with old men give you worms?! Why are you asking us? We don't know anything. But we'll try to answer your questions anyway.
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Does the flu shot have tracking chips? Langston and David sit down with Tristen J. Winger (So Help Me Todd) about this conspiracy theory, or should we say FACTS?! Software updates, Bluetooth, and Purple Gatorade are making a lot of sense these days. Langston and David malfunction, get a reboot, and open their collective third eyes in this episode. Also, you can't CashApp a baby.
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Comedian Kanisha Buss does believe in dinosaurs or dino nuggets, but she does believe in dragons. Jurassic Park got it wrong! We're begging you to choose between love and a buzz ball. Leave your jeans on at Planet Fitness. Kanisha and Langston reminisce about their time as teachers. Langston still has beef with Game of Thrones stealing light skin dick. David wonders which country got dragons right. Plus, a caller worries glizzies are being stolen from Black people.
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Langston and David answer a listener’s email about Drake’s rap career being an actor endeavor.
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Bye, bitch!
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Deante Kyle and Big Ice Cup Kat, hosts of the Grits and Eggs podcast, believe all conspiracies are true after the Epstein files. But that doesn't mean we're out of mysteries to solve, like: was Issac Newton a pimp? In another universe, is Steven Hawking Batman? There's no such thing as a bad day at Wendy's. Why did Usher's bridges have us longing to cheat back in the day? Remember to squeeze your cheeks, but never while on the phone.
CALL US & LEAVE A MESSAGE! 844-LIL-MOMS aka 844-545-6667
SEND US YOUR BLACK CONSPIRACY THEORIES AND DROPS TO: [email protected]
JOIN OUR PATREON FOR MORE CONSPIRACIES https://www.patreon.com/mymommatoldme
LANGSTON KERMAN'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "BAD POETRY" IS OUT NOW ON NETFLIX
DAVID GBORIE'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "GBIRTH OF A NATION" OUT NOW ON PATREON
INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/
YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg
TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en
MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE! Visit https://mymommatoldme.merchtable.com/
FOLLOW LANGSTON KERMAN ON ALL PLATFORMS: @langstonkerman
FOLLOW DAVID GBORIE ON INSTAGRAM: @coolguyjokes87
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