Well Well Villanelle: A Killing Eve Podcast

The Polastris are at their wits end redefining the theoretical and the heretical thanks to one Laura Neal. We weep on the inside while tearing Laura apart for her homophobic ammunition but also wish her well upon her future endeavors away from the gays gaze. The end of the episode is what it is and our reactions are covered in this final part of "Hello Losers".

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Chapter Marks:

PART IV
00:31 - "Hello Losers" says Laura, to the audience
04:13 - It's almost the end... the water is ominous
07:19 - Two mysterious portals appear to land of het renewal!
16:43 - A last homophobic allegory to the Creation of Adam
26:56 - It's THE END, coping with the aftermath
33:32 - We did, we recapped the final episode
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We got a lot of things in the final episode, much of it simply ABJECT HORROR, but there were a few good things and at the top of that small pile of good, is the implied smash. So let's talk about it. Villanelle looks the happiest she's ever been and Eve is at her jauntiest. We could have had it alllllllll! However sadly, the only gay wedding we get is one that makes no sense, as Eve and Villanelle embark on their final mission to take out the 12.

More than halfway into the “finale” and it begins to feel like there were only six episodes of the show written with the first and last split into two. The fluff that we get would be fine and not cause for alarm, had this not been dubbed as the final time we interact with any of these characters for the series.

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Chapter Marks:

PART III
03:13 - Sapphic science and the implied smash
05:31 - Repeating scenes to "amplify" the implied smash
19:10 - Villanelle as the "bottom" forevermore
19:54 - The Barn Swallow and bullshit with Pam and Carolyn
21:48 - EVE HAS HER HAIR DOWN! In this Ted talk I will-
26:39 - Carolyn talks to Eve, but it makes no sense
30:07 - Pam informs Villanelle that Konstantin is dead
34:34 - The now digital 12 sends Eve a location
38:49 - Scoping out the Dixie Queen, the 12, & a wedding
40:15 - Carolyn and Pam AGAIN... so Pam can walk away
43:02 - Back to the Dixie Queen for murder and bullshit
50:15 - Eve and Villanelle kiss for the last time
53:36 - A beautiful gay wedding, where nothing makes any sense
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Villanelle and Eve, squatting in bush, then K-I-S-S-I-N-G!! We are here at what Laura dubbed the "piss kiss", but first, our favorite murder sapphics have stumbled upon an unassuming het couple with matching scars, and now they must all share a bothy! We get domesticity, witty jokes, tarot card readings and gay crime. It was almost perfect, but Laura Neal would never stand for that! Carolyn says stuff to Pam and Pam says stuff to Carolyn, none of it is important or necessary, but it is still said. Imagine writing for a spin off that doesn't exist yet??? As the breakdown continues we debate aloud about some of the choices production made and if they served the story overall, while also focusing on the beauty of Villaneve's first true kiss.

As always, if you have any thoughts (or feelings) about a topic we discussed or Polastri theories of your own to share, please do so by emailing us at heyyouguys@wellwellvillanelle.com or hitting us up on any of our social media accounts. Episode chapter marks + relevant links are below, and please follow us on all the things for daily screaming about #Villaneve #SheLives #BelieveInVillaneve #VillaneveEndGame #InLauraWeTrustED @wellwellvillanelle @wellvillanelle

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Chapter Marks:

PART II
00:53 - Carolyn arrives at Heathrow Airport to meet Hugo
02:29 - Oh look it's a bothy! (Google it)
08:43 - In London at the MI-6 safe house
12:57 - Villaneve suffers the hets and their tarot cards
18:20 - Carolyn gets what she wants + domesticity with Villaneve
21:51 - Eve and Villanelle finally SLEEP together & there's scar play!!
32:04 - Villaneve snack and drive in a camper van
37:58 - Truck shop shenanigans and intense lesbian energy from Villanelle
42:46 - In Hempstead in with Carolyn and Pam and bullshit
44:00 - Eating curly fries and flirting like assassin hoes
46:05 - An old MI-6 hang is revealed as a clue
48:22 - ACT 2: How Laura handles Bill's murder
52:14 - Carolyn and Pam continue to talk needlessly
56:39 - We arrive at the infamous "Piss Kiss"
58:44 - Villanelle is willing to do whatever Eve wants
1:06:43 - We got the (implied) SMASH!!!
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Wow, we're back friends! Finally f*cking back with our recap of the final episode, of the final goddamn season of Killing Eve. After marinating on the depravity given to us by Laura Neal for the past few months, we're displeased to report that no, it doesn't get better 😩🤣. The rage does not dissipate, the hurt doesn't lessen- it only evolves. Please join us as we begin our dive into the last episode, heartbreak be damned! With Beyoncé reminding us that Laura Neal May break our hearts but won’t break out soul, we eviscerate the episode for what we felt just didn’t work from a myriad of perspectives to show that the lack of Emmy noms wasn’t just a political move.. that it was warranted. Prepare thine ears, and here we go!

As always, if you have any thoughts (or feelings) about a topic we discussed or Polastri theories of your own to share, please do so by emailing us at heyyouguys@wellwellvillanelle.com or hitting us up on any of our social media accounts. Episode chapter marks + relevant links are below, and please follow us on all the things for daily screaming about #Villaneve #SheLives #BelieveInVillaneve #VillaneveEndGame #InLauraWeTrustED @wellwellvillanelle @wellvillanelle

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Chapter Marks:

00:31 - We back in this bihh!!! #TraumaClowns
20:01 - Starting again at the almost beginning
25:24 - Villanelle pulls up to find Gunn on the ground & Eve in a tree
27:41 - Gunn whistles while she... hunts??
34:07 - Villaneve has their first fight of the episode
43:43 - A return to Gunn's cabin, where they find a surprise
49:39 - Eve and Villanelle drive off rudely, in a boat
50:46 - ACT 1: Summing up disappointments with Gunn
56:40 - Another couples fight on Gunn's island of Sapphic horrors
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Come with me and you'll be, in a world of Laura Neal's creation. Take a look, bra ta ta taaa, into her confabulations!!!!! We'll begin with some worms,
on Gunn's sapphic island of horrors, hunting pigs, and dirty nails, defy gay explanation!!! Look clowns, there's no way to put this lightly alright? Recapping the final two episodes of Killing Eve is PAINFUL. We don't want to do it, yet here we are. Many questions still remain about what exactly thee fuck went down on Gunn's island, but we do our best to make sense of it all in this part 3 of The End of Killing Eve: Making Dead Things Look Nice.

As always, if you have any thoughts (or feelings) about a topic we discussed or Polastri theories of your own to share, please do so by emailing us at heyyouguys@wellwellvillanelle.com or hitting us up on any of our social media accounts. Episode chapter marks + relevant links are below, and please follow us on all the things for daily screaming about #Villaneve #SheLives #BelieveInVillaneve #VillaneveEndGame #InLauraWeTrustED @wellwellvillanelle @wellvillanelle

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Chapter Marks:

0:31 - Konstantin gets a phone call in bed
4:29 - Carolyn goes to Salsburg to meet a bird man
8:05 - Pam with Konstantin looking like shit
8:59 - Vlad tries to flex on Carolyn
11:47 - Gun and Villanelle on the hunt
13:02 - Martin visits Eve at "home"
18:23 - Being gay in the woods
23:04 - The 12 goes digital with Pam at the carnival
25:15 - Gunn offers Villanelle worms by the fire
29:13 - Eve takes down her murder wall
33:46 - Carolyn gets the old man snatched
35:04 - Eve gets a flight to Scotland
40:14 - Konstantin meets his end with a pizza cutter
46:58 - Eve arrives to Gunn's island of Sapphic horrors
53:39 - Villanelle cackles as Gunn gives chase
54:49 - Eve appears like a small deer in headlights
59:18 - Does Gunn really have wifi?
1:01:10 - The fucking end to episode 7

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