Teachers Off Duty

Student roasts, teacher clapbacks, and the kind of school stories that should come with a warning label.
 
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Students are out here ROASTING with zero hesitation, zero filter, and Olympic-level confidence. In this episode of Teachers Off Duty, Bri (Honest Teacher Vibes) is joined by Keldrick and Juan to break down the wildest student comments, the funniest classroom clapbacks, and the chaotic energy that only teachers truly understand. From "you can't fit in the bathtub" to the most diabolical one-liners you have ever heard, this one is nonstop laughs.
We get into the real day-to-day teacher life moments: running late for an interview and changing in the parking lot (with the principal watching), students bringing the most random items to school, and why kids can write a three-page love letter but cannot write five sentences for an assignment. Plus, the group talks about teacher survival mode, school lunch struggles, "line leader" drama, and the truth about middle school chaos. Listen now & don't forget to subscribe! 


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Teachers Off Duty - A Bored Teachers©️ Podcast

A student got locked inside SeaWorld on a school trip… and the teachers almost had a full meltdown.
 
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Teachers Off Duty BACK, Bri, Al, and Jessica swap their most unhinged, stressful, and hilarious school field trip stories. From senior trips to Disney where kids try to sneak into their boyfriend's rooms (and chaperones hire a security guard for bed check), to the nightmare of paper check-ins before cell phones, to the student who somehow got locked inside SeaWorld after "going to the bathroom."
And just when you think it can't get worse, the crew tells the story of a preschool pool trip that ended in disaster when a kid pulled out a tiny bat and started swinging on older kids… and the class got kicked out in 15 minutes. Plus: the chaos of chaperones getting "lost," kids with poopy pants moods, the logistics teachers handle that no one ever sees, and a legendary personal field trip confession involving tobacco dip, a bus ride, and a moment that became school lore forever.

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Jessica Hawk @MyTeacherFace
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Teachers Off Duty - A Bored Teachers©️ Podcast

Believe it or not, a substitute teacher got verbally humbled by a fourth grader… and the class never let it go.
 
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Get ready for Teachers Off Duty, the crew starts off with pure chaos: airport connections that feel like a survival game, Dallas airport train panic, and the kind of "murder hotel" layover story that makes you want to sleep standing up. Then it spirals into the modern annoyances nobody asked for, like updating your iPhone and suddenly every app decides it needs to re-download like it's starting a brand-new life.
From there, the conversation turns into a full-on roast session about getting older: random injuries, gray chin hairs, knees that file complaints the second you try to play Barbies, and the very real realization that your body is disrespectful on purpose. But the main event is the episode's theme: substitute teaching. The hosts break down the different types of subs (drill sergeant, timid, overly-friendly, retired teacher legend), the schools subs learn to avoid, and why a good sub should be treated like VIP because the entire system depends on them. And yes, there's an unforgettable story about a fourth grader delivering a roast so brutal it belongs on the comedy tour.
They also get real about teacher stress, using PTO without guilt, lesson plans that nobody actually follows, and why education has become so overwhelming that even "a normal day" can feel like chaos. 
TIME STAMPS
0:00 – When Students Come Back With No Consequences
5:42 – Promoting the "Is It Friday Yet?" Comedy Tour
11:25 – Sunday Teacher Sweepstakes + Teacher Speakers
17:07 – The Reality of Substitute Teaching
22:49 – "I Subbed for 24 Hours and Quit"
28:32 – Why Fourth Grade Is Built Different
34:14 – When a Student Roasts the Substitute
39:57 – Schools Every Sub Refuses to Return To
45:39 – The Different Types of Substitute Teachers
51:21 – Lesson Plans, Burnout, and Teacher Shortages
57:04 – Internet Chaos, Kool-Aid Memories, and Teacher Life
1:02:46 – Final Thoughts + Follow the Podcast

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Teachers Off Duty - A Bored Teachers©️ Podcast

Preschool gang called the "Knee-High Killers" tried to jump a kid in at recess… and the teacher had to call every parent. 
 
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Teachers Off Duty is WILD today!  Bri, Jessica and Albraden for a conversation that starts off chaotic (ADHD meds, teacher roasts, and tour life) and somehow gets even more unhinged in the best way.
Then the crew dives into the topic every educator has witnessed, feared, or had to respond to at least once: student fights. From the eerie quiet right before it pops off, to the hallway "school of fish" swarm that tells you something is about to go down, to why breaking up fights is a lose-lose situation for teachers who have zero training but all the liability. They share stories from middle school to high school, the difference between "windmill fighting" and real damage, and the wild reality of parents asking, "Did my kid win?"
And just when you think it can't get more ridiculous, Albraden tells the story of a preschool "gang" (yes, really) called the Knee-High Killers and the moment he realized they were trying to jump a kid in at recess. The episode wraps with a real conversation about emotional regulation, conflict resolution, and how phones, texts, and social media have changed the way students handle tension (and how teachers are left managing the fallout).

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Teachers Off Duty - A Bored Teachers©️ Podcast

The group chat had 103 kids in it… and that's when we knew the drama was going to be unforgettable!
 
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In this episode of Teachers Off Duty, we're talking about the kind of student drama that lives rent free in your head forever. From middle school Snapchat chaos and group chat beef, to preschool "dramatic play" turning into full-on soap operas, we're sharing the wildest moments we've seen as teachers and why kids stay doing the absolute most.
We also get real about how social media fuels drama, why emotional intelligence matters more than ever, and the stories that make you laugh because if you don't laugh, you might cry. Plus, we're swapping teacher survival strategies for handling conflict, parent involvement, grade complaints, and the nonstop "why is this happening" moments that only educators understand.

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Briana Richardson @HonestTeacherVibes 
Jessica Hawk @MyTeacherFace
Albraden Hills @atxhills
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Teachers Off Duty - A Bored Teachers©️ Podcast