Shut Up & Sit Down

On this gloopy episode of the Shut Up & Sit Down Podcast, Tom and Matt are donning their Memory Marigolds and getting elbow-deep in the past; recalling titles played all the way back in November 2025 (imagine!).
Expect rambling thoughts about a whole cluster of games played at PAXU 2025, and a few other sneaky additions to the lineup last-minute.
Have a great week, everybody!
Timestamps:
01:14 - Epona
10:19 - Joyride: Full Throttle
13:42 - Petiquette
17:32 - Wiggle Roulette
20:34 - Pick ‘n Packers
28:31 - This Is Not A Game About A Pipe
34:43 - No Loose Ends

On this ticked-off episode of the Shut Up & Sit Down Podcast, Tom and Matt are rambling about the box-ticking bonanza ‘Tend’ as well as the chronologically questionable ‘Take Time’!
Have a great weekend, everybody!
Timestamps:
01:19 - Tend
23:31 - Take Time

Website Copy: On this free-flowing episode of the Shut Up & Sit Down Podcast, Tom and Matt are chatting about competitive marble-pilfering simulator 12 Rivers, as well as a double-bill of absurd racing games in Hot Streak and Magical Athlete!
You may be expecting that this podcast thumbnail would show the promised board of 12 Rivers (which you can find here) and instead shows a picture of Hurley - the not-a-hotdog from Hot Streak. This is intentional, and important.
Have a great weekend, everybody!
Timestamps:
01:14 - 12 Rivers
12:43 - Hot Streak
26:41 - Magical Athlete

On this subsequent episode of the Shut Up & Sit Down Podcast, Matt and Tom are returning to a couple of the games they were excited about in the Essen Special, as well as covering one that was missed from the billing!

Excuse the occasional odd buzzing on this one - we tried to scrub it as much as possible but there's only so much you can do to heal a dodgy microphone before you start making Matt sound like a blender.

Have a great weekend, everybody!

Timestamps:
02:33 - Winning Ticket
15:41 - Feya’s Swamp
37:04 - Sanctuary

On this FULL CAPS CHUNKY episode of the Shut Up & Sit Down Podcast, Tom and Matt are talking about all of the games they played at Essen 2025!

This is an audio-only reupload of the video we just put out on the main channel - so if you’d like to enjoy a physical tier list alongside these wobbly words? Then that’s where it is, and will be, forever and ever.

Excuse the mildly iffy audio on this one!

Have a great weekend, everybody!

<strong>Timestamps:</strong>
01:00 - Chemical Overload
07:50 - Collect!
12:45 - Tolleno
19:05 - A Carnivore Did It!
21:40 - Echoes of Time
23:55 - Pyradice
29:07 - Tax The Rich
32:09 - 3 Witches
37:53 - Agent Avenue
43:33 - Recall
46:59 - Feya’s Swamp
54:43 - Wie Die Karnikel
58:20 - Milch Mit Abführmittel
1:03:34 - Big Shot
1:08:07 - Night Soil
1:11:24 - The White Castle: Duel
1:16:58 - National Economy
1:21:05 - Railway Boom
1:23:38 - Pulitzer
1:30:28 - Sanctuary
1:34:29 - River Rats
1:39:32 - Ghost Lift