50: "I Didn’t Pee In The Sea” - Beer Chaos, Beach Nightmares & Brighton Life
Paddleboard Disasters, E-Dating Confessions & Jack’s Bum-Cheek Itch
Jack Manifold and Tom Simons are back with episode 50 of Shut Up I’m Talking. In this milestone episode, Tom reveals his relationship status, Jack paddleboards without getting wet but with getting itchy butt cheeks, Brighton beach life, stand-up nerves, beer diaries, and has TommyInnit lost interest in the worm?
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EPISODE HIGHLIGHTS:
Tom’s worst moment: pre-Tomedy gig nerves & stand-up disaster stories
Long-distance relationships, e-dating confessions & fans oversharing
Should Tom join LGBTQIA+ as ‘Questioning’?
Is TommyInnit making Pride all about himself?
Everyone admits to peeing in the sea. Except Jack
Jack’s dad’s Belgian beer reviews & how Jack gets way too honest after 6 pints
Tom visits a butterfly sanctuary, plays with stick insects & blows a wooden train whistle
Brighton life = paradise for one expensive month only
Jazz night fallout: Tom ignores Jack’s invite & instead cycles recklessly and helmetless
Jack’s birthday ruined by Ikea opening, A-level results and MrBeast
MrBeast joins Kick, AI debates & dark woke arguments
Tom’s book obsession: should he stop outsourcing his big life decisions?
Jeremy Renner, love, and the secrets of the universe
Tom’s near-death stunts: bungee jumps, jetpacks, tanks & almost wing-walking
Worm update: the enclosure is now shit brown’, the worm’s still alive, but Tom doesn’t care
Rap names, streaming ADHD & Jack Manifold’s new video teased
Written & presented by: Tom Simons & Jack Manifold
Executive producer: Mirren Mace
Directed by: Mirren Mace
Producer: Russell Noon
Production coordinator: Tori Sheard
Social media: Tori Sheard
Camera, sound & lighting: Owen Rogers & Hazar Ayyildiz
Editor: Owen Rogers
Shorts editor & Thumbnail: Snikrep
Set design: Mirren Mace
This podcast episode was recorded on 12/08/25
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