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The boys go from debating DUI tests and breathalyzers into absurd ideas like training to beat them, find out about the first documented glory hole and wrap it up with March Madness and one of the most unhinged coach reactions ever.
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01:15 – “Practice DUI tests at a bar” concept
02:30 – Realization: entire pod so far = horrible advice
03:30 – GTA / Saints Row drunk driving discussion
05:00 – Breathalyzer in cars + dating nightmare
15:48 – Cyberattack disables breathalyzers (Maine story)
17:30 – “Safest cyberattack ever” discussion
25:30 – Over-ice espresso debate
29:00 – Airport security flaws / samurai sword idea
34:00 – Flashbang
36:30 – Glory hole
39:20 – Filming strangers / First Amendment guys
50:40 – First documented glory hole
01:04:40 - SOCK TALK UCONN COACH
01:12:00 - SECRET SOCK
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The episode opens with a hilarious story about measuring penis size that quickly turns into a spiral of ego, overthinking, and questionable decisions. The conversation shifts into life when your partner’s away, leaning into “divorced dad” habits and surprisingly thoughtful relationship talk about gifts and love languages. Things get chaotic again with random philosophy, lifestyle observations, and one of the funniest segments—Secret Sock, where they try to name everyday objects and completely fail. The back half dives into weird facts, a wild imp

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The boys discuss rumors about the Scrub Daddy founder, a bizarre celebration of life at an Iowa college, and Trevor dealing with a random trespasser.

00:12 Squatty Potty creator arrested
02:24 Imagining a grown man using a Squatty Potty
03:32 Rich CEOs
06:31 Prediction of next CEO scandal (Scrub Daddy)
07:55 - AD
18:47 Neighbor letting dog poop on lawn story
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27:11 Dog owner etiquette
28:05 Revenge ideas
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34:15 Cigarette smoke
39:56 Michael Vick
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42:14 Atlanta Hawks “Magic City Night”
44:02 Famous Magic City lemon pepper wings
46:30 University of Iowa hazing video discussion
52:54 “Die for this frat”
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59:46 Celebration of Life
01:14:25 - SOCK TALK
01:22:30 - SECRET SOCK

Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod
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