That's Absurd Please Elaborate

This week Julian takes a pleasant trip down to his local Egyptian library and tries to save it from burning to the ground and dramatically altering the course of history. And returning guest host Ralph Crewe explores the solar system in the most macabre way possible!
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Julian: "If the library of Alexandria was never destroyed, how technologically advanced would we actually be today?" - Finjan
Ralph: "What would happen to a dead human body on each planet in the solar system" - Chelsea
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This episode of That's Absurd Please Elaborate was written by Trace Dominguez and Julian Huguet, edited by Kyle Sisk, and produced by all three of us with the support of our Patrons.
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It’s our first episode of the new year! Welcome to 2026! In this, wild episode Trace (recording from his parent’s sun room) explores the chemistry and power of the lasagna battery. Then, Julian flies off the handle about helicopters as a gift for himself for his birthday (Happy Birthday, Julian! 🎂)
QUESTIONS
Julian: "Can a helicopter fly upside down? AND could it land SAFELY upside down on it's rotors?" from Gailmarie
Trace: "How many lasagna batteries does it take to power a toaster oven?" from Bjorn on Spotify
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WATCH THE VIDEOS REFERENCED IN THIS EPISODE
ACS Reactions Lasagna Battery video featuring friend of the absurd Alex Dainis: https://www.instagram.com/reel/DAD2K6yxNPh
Clip from Escape to Witch Mountain: https://youtu.be/uca033iH6pg?si=fDkbQ-t8L44hdiXi
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This episode of That's Absurd Please Elaborate was written by Trace Dominguez and Julian Huguet, edited by Kyle Sisk, and produced by all three of us with the support of our Patrons.
Theme Music by Epidemic Sound; learn more here: http://nebula.tv/epidemic
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Like Boromir said, "It is a gift! Let us use it against them!" The internet has been taken over by #lofi girls, so we commissioned an artist to turn Julian and Trace into our own #lofigirl for the holidays! (Is it a lofi girl? are we lofi guys? We're honestly not sure. Either way, we did it!!)
We love you all! Thanks for making 2025 such an amazing year (for our little community) even though it was generally a terrible year for gestures broadly. Hope this can being a little light to your holiday season. Enjoy the wintery lofi beats interspersed with #holiday-themed fun facts! See you in 2026!
QUESTIONS
Trace: 🎶 The First Yule Log — the angels did say, was filmed by a crew who burned a rug that day
Julian: “Cutting down a tree outside and bringing it inside is the behavior of a drunk person” - Julian (paraphrasing Jim Gaffigan)
Trace: "Why is it ‘Merry’ Christmas, but ‘Happy’ for every other day?” - Matt P.
Julian: TIRED: Putting candles on a dry flammable tree WIRED: Literally just lights
Trace: Was Rudolph Red-nosed because someone was on shrooms?
Julian: A misprinted phone number with national security implications.
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CREDITS
This episode of That's Absurd Please Elaborate was written by Trace Dominguez and Julian Huguet, edited by Kyle Sisk, and produced by all three of us with the support of our Patrons.
Theme Music and Lofi beats thanks to Epidemic Sound; learn more here: http://nebula.tv/epidemic
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Support your giving goals this holiday season! Go to GiveDirectly.org/Absurd and get a 100% match by Giving Multiplier! (Don't dilly-dally this match is only until the end of the year!)
This episode aired around Easter, prompting us to ask: where does that weird Bunny get all the eggs? And why are there eggs in the first place? Guest Yasmin Khan (The Young Turks) has an answer. Meanwhile, Julian explores the word of bat-style crime fighting on a budget and Trace explores if living on Mars would make us super aggro!
QUESTIONS
Julian: "How can I be Batman on a Budget?" from Wyn (featuring Jasmine from Give Directly)
Yasmin: "Where did the Easter Bunny get the eggs?" from Emily A
Trace: "Would we all be more aggressive if we lived under a martian red sky?" from guest Yasmin Khan
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CREDITS
This episode of That's Absurd Please Elaborate was written by Trace Dominguez and Julian Huguet, edited by Kyle Sisk, and produced by all three of us.
Theme Music by Epidemic Sound; learn more here: http://nebula.tv/epidemic
Thanks for listening to That's Absurd Please Elaborate. We appreciate you!
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If your life had a soundtrack what would it be? Up-tempo action music? Epic orchestral swells? Romantic… xylophones? Are xylophones romantic? We don’t know, we’re podcasters, not EGOT-winning music producers of screen and stage. Maybe it’s a good thing you can’t hear what’s in our heads… aside from on this show where we say everything in our heads, obviously. In this episode Trace explores what it might be like if the music in your head had a public feed. Meanwhile Julian tries to figure out what he couldn’t do even if he had all the time in the world. Seriously, all of it.
QUESTIONS
Julian: "What can we NOT achieve with enough time?" from Shane
Trace: "What if you could hear someone else’s life soundtrack?" from Rebecca
Do you have an absurd question? Maybe it's a silly idea that popped into your head, a shower thought about the nature of reality, or a ridiculous musing about your favorite food? Whatever your question, we want to answer it—tell us!
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CREDITS
This episode of That's Absurd Please Elaborate was written by Trace Dominguez and Julian Huguet, edited by Kyle Sisk, and produced by all three of us with the support of our Patrons.
Theme Music by Epidemic Sound; learn more here: http://nebula.tv/epidemic
Thanks for listening to That's Absurd Please Elaborate. We appreciate you!
See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.