The Geek Down

New Mutants finally escaped that vault after ages, and the superhero bag has been thoroughly fumbled. Solar Opposites is pure chaotic alien degeneracy, and those guys are wildin' on Earth. SNK Allstar is mashing up all the fighting game legends on your phone, and the mobile gacha chaos is tasty. We're digging into all of it and coming back for seconds

Lisa Frankenstein is serving quirky 80s horror comedy with Diablo Cody twist. It's weird, it's neon, and someone gets gagged with a spoon (like, fer sure!) Donald Glover and Maya Erskine are cooking in the epic spy series Mr & Mrs Smith, there's chemistry, there's awkwardness... what more can you ask for? And the elephant in the room -- Madame Web. Let's keep it a stack: the movie is a LEGENDARY box office flop, but to be fair, the chaotic camp energy and dumbness at least gives us something to laugh at. We are breaking all of that down in the most fair and balanced way possible.

Monster Hunter is giving that typical video game adaptation mess, and the plot is completely lost in the desert. The Madame Satan comic is stealing the whole Sabrina universe with pure demonic shade and dark magic. A Recipe for Seduction has Mario Lopez playing a seductive Colonel Sanders, and it is the most unhinged branding stunt we have seen in a minute. We are breaking all of this down

Five Nights At Freddy's 2 is bringing those cursed animatronics back, doubling down on the jump scares and wildin' Blumhouse style. The Mighty Nein is actually cooking, making tabletop D&D look epic and chaotic and sexy. I might need a minute . . . 🥵 . . . Dust Bunny is serving weird supernatural horror, and those creepy vibes are definitely messing with everybody's head. Also -- who's hippo is this???? We getting into all of it

That LEGO Star Wars Holiday Special is pure goofy fan service and the timeline is a total mess. Raji delivers beautiful Indian mythology vibes, even though the combat is struggling to keep up. Hidden Society brings some dark occult energy to the comic racks, and the magic is actually cooking. Fatman got Mel Gibson playing a gritty Santa throwing hands, and yes it's unhinged. We letting the fur fly on all of it!