Mystery Boys w/ Kurt Metzger & Duncan Trussell

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Welcome to Mystery Boys, the podcast from YMH Studios hosted by Kurt Metzger and Duncan Trussell. Is the Shroud of Turin actually the burial cloth of Jesus Christ? One of the most controversial religious relics in history becomes the center of a conversation about Christianity, Catholicism, ancient artifacts, miracles, and the mystery surrounding the life and death of Jesus. Kurt and Duncan explore the Shroud's authenticity, the controversial 1988 carbon dating, religious worship versus idolatry, and why people are finding their way back to Jesus. What does God actually want from sacrifice, and where does faith end and idolatry begin?The boys also get into the strange intersection of religion and popular culture, including the Catholic symbolism of The Lord of the Rings, the end of the world, countries preparing to stockpile food, and whether we're living through the beginning of something biblical. Plus, Kurt's Jewish heritage comes under investigation, the Circumcision Board makes an appearance, and the papoose board enters the discussion. It's a theological investigation that somehow ends up involving foreskins, ancient religious mysteries, and the apocalypse.

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Chapters

00:00:00 - Intro

00:05:56 - How Do We Know The Shroud of Turin is Jesus?

00:19:50 - Worshiping and Idolatry

00:32:28 - God and Sacrifice

00:36:18 - The Golden Leaf Judas Coin

00:48:35 - Why Are People Moving Towards Jesus?

00:59:50 - Events Surrounding The Shroud Of Turin

01:19:22 - Carbon Dating Claims

01:25:19 - The World Is Ending?

01:28:54 - The Lord Of The Rings and Catholicism

01:40:26 - Is Kurt Metzger A Jew?

01:43:21 - The Circumcision Board
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Welcome to Mystery Boys, the podcast from YMH Studios hosted by Kurt Metzger and Duncan Trussell. In this Halloween special, Kurt and Duncan investigate demon face syndrome and prosopometamorphopsia, the German bandit Peter Niers and his three-day execution in 1581, Peter Stumpp the Werewolf of Bedburg, death by a thousand cuts, and Duncan Trussell's real ghost story from the Omni Royal Orleans hotel in New Orleans and the 2006 Zack Bowen case. They also cover Gnostic Voudon and the Esoteric Order of Dagon, Kenneth Anger's Invocation of My Demon Brother and Scorpio Rising, William James, pimple stars, zit popping videos, butthole breathing, and Buster's Halloween ghost story.

Then Blade the vampire hunter, played by Jamar Neighbors, returns to settle his beef with T-Vein, a 700-year-old vampire played by Jeremiah Watkins. After T-Vein drains Duncan and sends him home sick, Kurt referees the vampire rivalry with the Vampire Court of Austin, a walrus baculum, and a dart gun, then breaks down Clavicular, looksmaxxing, hardmaxxing, the black pill, and leg lengthening surgery. Plus Patton Oswalt's Dave Chappelle apology, sologamy and women who marry themselves, and Macaulay Culkin's band The Pizza Underground.

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Chapters

00:00:00 - Intro

00:04:36 - A Taste Of The Fourth Eye

00:21:53 - The Worst Death Penalty Ever

00:32:17 - The Mystery Boys' Scariest Experiences

00:38:59 - The Gnostic Voudon Rabbit Hole

01:03:25 - The TRUTH behind Demon Face Syndrome

01:10:13 - William James, Nitrous King

01:17:50 - Translocation

01:21:08 - The Vampire Rivalry

01:29:24 - The History of T-Vein

01:39:09 - The Origins Of Vampire Beef

01:50:06 - Clavicular and Looksmaxxing

02:04:30 - The Mystery of MLK's Infidelity

02:08:49 - Clavicular and Length Maxxing
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Welcome to Mystery Boys, the podcast from YMH Studios hosted by Kurt Metzger and Duncan Trussell. This week Kurt and Duncan bring in historian and Ancient Aliens regular Dr. Heather Lynn, author of The Anunnaki Connection and host of The H-Files, to find out what a Tokoloshe is: the goblin of South African witch-doctor legend, and Kurt's theory that the CIA went looking for them and passed them off as aliens. Dr. Heather Lynn breaks down the Anunnaki, the Nephilim and the Book of Enoch, animal husbandry and beer at the start of civilization, possession and alien hybrids, the orgasm button study, dopamine, transhumanism and the singularity, until the boys decide we're all ontological Tokoloshe.

They also try to crowdfund $14,000 to bring comedy critic Seth Simons on the show for an oatmeal bath. Plus the TikTok trend of manifesting with menstrual blood, the Voynich manuscript, killer bee honey and mad honey, Duncan's Lindsey Graham AGI getting loose, Shane Gillis and the joke that rocked America, the First Blood parody "He Drew First Bath," Chris Chan and the singularity, Greta Thunberg and the Grays, Tartaria and the mud flood, the shrinking taint problem, Officer Hart's women-only bathing van, and Duncan Trussell going Hollywood with his new pilot and his song "Hollywood Hills."

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Chapters

00:00:00 - Intro

00:06:42 - Menstrual Blood Manifesting & The Voynich Manuscript

00:15:51 - Crowdfunding Seth Simons' $14,000 Oatmeal Bath

00:24:02 - Shane Gillis & The Joke That Rocked America

00:27:23 - He Drew First Bath: A First Blood Parody

00:33:18 - Alien Hybrids, Possession & The Singularity

00:43:13 - The Orgasm Button Study & Dopamine Addiction

00:48:41 - Is Chris Chan The Singularity?

00:52:53 - Anunnaki, Nephilim & The Book Of Enoch

01:09:15 - Tartaria, Dune & The Shrinking Taint Problem

01:13:44 - Duncan Trussell Goes Hollywood

01:18:04 - We're All Ontological Tokoloshe

01:28:42 - Officer Hart's Women-Only Bathing Van

01:35:09 - Jesse On Fire Calls Mid-Episode

01:40:37 - Hollywood Hills: Duncan's New Song & Outro
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Welcome to Mystery Boys, the podcast from YMH Studios hosted by Kurt Metzger and Duncan Trussell. This week Kurt and Duncan bring in Dr. Jonathan Shots after Dr. Drew no-shows, and the episode turns into a full movie pitch for Dr. Shots, a Jack Kevorkian meets Jack Reacher story about a drunk surgeon who hitchhikes across America. Kurt and Duncan plan the plot, cast the estranged son, act out scenes, make the movie poster, compare it to Dutch and God of War, and pitch a Footloose remake set in a Ken Paxton-style town where dancing and abortion are banned.

They also cover the biggest news stories of the week: where James Talarico went during his 12 days off the campaign trail in the Texas Senate race against Ken Paxton, his trans kids interview answer, and Brian Callen being asked to run for Texas governor. Plus the botched execution of Christa Pike in Tennessee, Mike Pence and the trans CIA officer, MKUltra and secret societies, the James Garfield assassination and the French Freemasons, Gapetober, the vasectomy truck, why the 2016 Ghostbusters reboot flopped, and Seth Simons and his Substack.

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Chapters

00:00:00 - Intro

00:03:32 - Where Is James Talarico? Missing 12 Days vs. Ken Paxton

00:10:23 - Free Will, Israel & America's Rigged Two-Party System

00:23:59 - James Talarico's "Trans Children" Answer

00:29:35 - Christa Pike's Botched Execution In Tennessee

00:37:18 - Dr. Shots: Jack Kevorkian Meets Jack Reacher

00:45:34 - The Anti-AI Leftist & His Goomba x Koopa Rule 34

00:58:42 - Mike Pence & The Trans CIA Officer's Mom

01:05:02 - Dr. Shots The Movie: Poster, Novel & Abortion Road Trip

01:13:40 - Troubled Teen Camp & The God Of War Divorce DLC

01:25:33 - Mike Pence, Secret Societies & MKUltra

01:31:09 - James Garfield's Assassination & The French Freemasons

01:38:07 - Gapetober & The Gen Z Taint Crisis

01:47:09 - The Vasectomy Truck That Plays CoComelon

01:52:10 - Why The 2016 Female Ghostbusters Reboot Flopped

01:58:38 - Footloose Remake: Ken Paxton Bans Dancing & Abortion

02:02:31 - The Movie Is Officially Called Dr. Shits
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Welcome to Mystery Boys, the podcast from YMH Studios hosted by Kurt Metzger and Duncan Trussell. This week the boys refuse to sleep anywhere but inside their walled garden, where it's protected and the critics can't get in. Except one finally did. Comedy writer Seth Simons reviewed Mystery Boys on his Substack, and the boys are calling it a career highlight. They go through the review line by line: Kurt's old Facebook post, his Ukraine joke from his Gas Digital half hour, and the accidental title "Alex Jones Still Has Shooters." Then they offer Seth an open invitation to the show, a writing job, a custom outfit, and a full session with Duncan's new mobile grooming service, oatmeal bath included. Kurt gives a dramatic reading of Seth's poem "Poem After Collapse," and the boys ask everyone to subscribe to his Substack and only say nice things, because Mystery Boys does not harass. From there it's dopamine maxxing and the DoorDash edging app where your food never shows up, Peter Thiel, Trump naming everything America the way Musk names everything X, Kamala Harris explaining the war in Ukraine, and America's latest bomb sale to Israel. The mysteries get darker when Apple patents AirPods that read your brain activity, the boys watch the Davos brain-transparency talk, and they explain why Orwell's 1984 was simple compared to what we have now. Then they investigate whether Candace Owens is a lesbian and run the photo through an AI check (it's not her). Also: the thicc ghost Booh Booty, the physics of ectoplasm, the Tibetan yoga of dream and sleep, Kubla Khan, the rainbow bridge, scientists sending your consciousness through a wormhole, the Montauk Project and the original title of Stranger Things, the lizard brain, Kurt's favorite anime Fist of the North Star, Kurt's movie pitch for Rob Schneider, the Chris Hansen hit piece and why you shouldn't let your kids on Roblox.

This is not a conspiracy podcast. This is a mystery appreciation podcast.

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Chapters

00:00:00 - Intro

00:01:55 - Seth Simons, Our Biggest Fan

00:34:27 - Dopamine Maxxing and DoorDash Edging

00:45:55 - Mystery Boys Poem Readings

00:52:31 - Trump's Ultimate Rug Pull

00:55:49 - Kamala Harris Explaining The Ukrainian War

01:02:03 - We Are Giving BOMBS to ISRAEL?!?

01:05:34 - Apple Is READING Your MIND

01:23:42 - Is Candace Owens A Lesbian?

01:29:16 - Proof Of Candace Owens Lesbian?

01:36:39 - The Thicc Ghost, Booh Booty

01:49:13 - Scientists Putting Your Consciousness Through A Wormhole

02:14:30 - Kurps Favorite Anime

02:22:52 - Hand Free Hassidic Gooning

02:25:51 - Kurts Pitch For Rob Schneider

02:30:34 - Chris Hansen Hit Piece
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