IHGB #397 -- Golden Bachelor Mel Finale: Introducing "Meg"
Hello, everyone!
We’ve reached the dramatic conclusion of Mel’s journey to find love, and in the end, one woman was left standing. Because the other woman self-eliminated. It happens.
Some Guy in Austin and I discuss the reasoning behind this woman’s departure, and debate if Mel would have chosen her if she had just “finished the game” and accompanied him to the fantasy suite. We also take a deep dive into Mel’s fears which include: dune buggies, stingrays, non-Hoka shoes, emotional conversations, and sentences that involve more than five words.
Notice I didn’t list that he was afraid of commitment. Golden Mel never once thought about proposing! He’s not AFRAID of commitment. He’s just not interested in it. Luckily, I don’t think Peg is either!
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IHGB #396 -- Golden Bachelor Mel Recap: Women Tell All-ish
Hello, everyone!
We all know Women Tell All is the worst. Luckily, you have me and Some Guy in Austin to entertain you for roughly half an hour as we discuss Debbie's audition to become the next Golden Bachelorette and Nicholle's blatant damage control, which should be a master class in PR.
Did the sensible pink blazer win her audience points? Listen and find out!
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IHGB #395 -- Golden Bachelor Mel Recap: Hometowns
Hello, everyone!
Well, it's hometown dates, and our Golden Bachelor, Mel, is happy to answer any questions with one-word answers. In the spirit of fairness, he's unwilling to tell family members that he sees a future with anyone at the moment, deeming his situation unique and complicated.
Some Guy in Austin and I discuss how Debbie's family is totally fine with this, as long as Mel comes back and plays football with them in the backyard. Peggy and Cindy's daughters are a little more guarded.
In the end, Mel chooses between three women who perch precariously on a tiny wooden beam laid over the swimming pool. The woman without a rose manages NOT to fall into the swimming pool as she dismounts, heading to the rejection bench and awaiting the rejection SUV. Ten bucks says this woman is the next Golden Bachelorette!
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IHGB #394 -- Golden Bachelor Mel Recap: Lemon Squared
Hello, everyone!
Well, we have a great show for you today. Some Guy in Austin and I have so much to discuss, and most of it revolves around Nicholle and if she is THE WORST. Spoiler alert: I think she might be.
In this episode, you will learn so much about fair foods, Real Housewives, the Cardinal Rule of Bachelor Nation, and if lemon-based desserts are superior to all others.
Oh, and we talk about The Golden Bachelor, too.
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IHGB #393 -- Golden Bachelor Mel Recap: Who Wears Short Shorts?
Hello, everyone!
Some Guy in Austin is back this week, and we discuss all things Golden Bachelor! We have tons of questions to answer, such as:
Why does The Bachelor continue to try to make roasting happen? IT IS THE WORST.
Is Debbie the cutest thing you've ever seen, and will her heart be inevitably broken on national TV?
And when considering skirt lengths, how short is too short for a sixty-plus-year-old woman?
No one wants to see your upper thigh, Nicholle. Correction, no one besides Mel wants to see your upper thigh, Nicholle.
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