The Old & Bald Podcast

Old and Bald is back for Episode 5, and this time they’re both late... You asked for it in the comments, so it’s finally here: a Harry vs Darkest rap battle. Three rounds, three topics, and you decide the winner. This week, the boys catch up on speed awareness courses, Harry’s arms finally getting the recognition they deserve, and the laundry hack nobody told you about. Then it’s How Well Do You Know Me?, where they find out who really knows who. Plus, they debate the greatest invention of all time (is it the toilet?) and the big one: who’s the greatest athlete ever? LeBron or Messi?
Who won the rap battle? Let us know in the comments 👇
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This week, Harry and Darkest share the things their parents always said (and the punishments that came with them), how Covid made a comeback in their last week, and why Harry has sent his CV to Arsenal. They also have a deep chat about forgiveness, holding grudges, and why a sincere apology means everything. Plus, the Bowl of Impressions is back, we answer more of your dilemmas, and we debate the big question from The Drama: would you still marry someone after finding out their darkest secret? We finish with a blind ranking of YouTubers, and Darkest makes his case for why Niko is the best in the game.
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Harry and Darkest are back for Episode 3 of Old and Bald. Harry finds out he can’t donate blood because his has “expired.”
This week, the boys debate whether naps are better than a proper sleep, why pedestrians think they own the road, and the most important question of all: when is it acceptable to fart in front of your partner? Harry vents about what’s going wrong at United, and they argue over the hardest sport of all time. Plus, a brand new game: Who’s Punching? The boys rate celebrity couples to work out who’s dating above their level. They also blind rank cuisines (Somali food fans, this one’s for you) and settle a dilemma about two friends who’ve fallen out.
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Old and Bald is back for Episode 2, and Darkest has already broken the rules. He’s 24 minutes late, which means £10 for the fines jar.
This week, Harry and Darkest catch up on the Asake concert, cold plunges, and AI. Plus, round two of the Bowl of Impressions, a sitcom blind ranking that gets heated, and a brand new segment: Solving Your Dilemmas... You sent in your problems on Instagram, and we gave you our expert (definitely very qualified) advice.
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Old & Bald is BACK. After a year away, Harry and Darkest Man finally answer the question everyone’s been asking: where have we been? In the first episode of the new season, we show you the brand new set at Fellas Studios, set some new rules, and catch up on everything we’ve missed. That includes celebrity run-ins, going grey, turning 35, the NBA Draft, and a Will Smith vs Denzel debate. Plus the return of our celebrity impressions, a blind ranking of Hollywood’s best actors, and a hot take on relationships that might start some arguments.
New episodes every Wednesday at 5pm.