Blank Plate: A Podcast for Swifties with an Appetite

Taylor says that this song started from an “innocent place” - but BOY it certainly didn’t end there! In today’s episode, Sara and Laura are unpacking Taylor’s raunchiest song (ever?)… “Wood!” With lots of ties to Taylor's past concerns of ill-fated romance, this song puts a positive, DIY-spin on luck, and how the right person can change your destiny. Plus! The ladies delve into the “Opalite” music video and its many Easter Eggs. Enjoy this one!
Chapters
(00:00) Introduction
(02:47) What's On Our Plates
(08:01) Taylor Updates: Songwriters Hall Of Fame, Opalite Music Video
(26:53) Unpacking "Wood"
(29:28) Our Personal Associations With The Song
(30:47) Folk"lore" Of The Song
(34:03) Humor and Innocence in Taylor's Songwriting
(36:11) Verse 1: Superstitious Metaphors, Callbacks to Previous Relationships
(43:11) Pre-Chorus 1: Previous Paranoia Disappears With The Right Person, Other Forms of Superstitions Taylor Tried To Overcome
(46:29) Chorus 1: Making Your Own Luck, Love & Security, Opalite Similarities
(50:53) Verse 2: Marriage Is On The Table, Confidence
(52:25) Pre-Chorus 2: Taylor's Previous Belief In Being Cursed, New Heights Shoutout
(56:08) Chorus 2 & 3
(57:15) Music Theory Analysis
(01:00:23) Favorite Lyrics & Ratings
(01:02:24) This Song As A Recipe
(01:04:52) Signing Off!
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Links Referenced
Taylor Swift Inducted Into Songwriters Hall of Fame at Age 36 — Is That a Record?
Taylor Swift makes history as Songwriters Hall of Fame inductee
People Think Taylor Swift Referenced an Ariana Grande Fan Tweet in Her Raunchy "Wood" Lyrics
Taylor Swift Says Her Travis Kelce Ode "Wood" Lyrics Started from an "Innocent Place"
Guava Margarita Recipe
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It’s time to analyze one of Taylor’s sweetest and most direct songs from The Life Of A Showgirl… “Wi$h Li$t!” Before getting into the song's folklore, Sara and Laura share personal updates, as well as some Taylor news (note: this episode was recorded before texts between Blake Lively & Taylor were unsealed), plus the gals unpack the vile and coordinated “trad wife allegations” that stem from this song. Taylor’s lyrics about desire for love, normalcy, and motherhood have the ladies kicking their feet! Never has Taylor been so upfront about how she feels, what she desires, where she sees her life going next… and that refreshing stance is what makes Sara and Laura really love this song. Enjoy!
Chapters
(00:00) Introduction and Personal Updates
(00:29) What's on Our Plates
(34:30) New Year's Resolutions and Personal Goals
(37:58) Taylor Updates: RECORDED BEFORE NEWS OF IT ENDS WITH US TEXTS
(41:35) Introducing Wi$h Li$t
(47:50) Our Personal Associations With The Song
(51:16) Folk"lore" Of The Song
(01:03:12) Verse 1: Other People's Desires, Accolades, Fame, Agelessness
(01:06:54) Chorus 1: Well Wishes, Taylor's Own Desires, Suburban Normalcy
(01:15:44) Verse 2: Brands of People & Their Wishes, Internet Embarassment
(01:19:33) Bridge: Desperate Wishes, Allusions To Taylor's Past Two Exes, Our One Sided TikTok Beef
(01:29:50) Chorus 3 & Outro: Reputation Style Ad Libs
(01:30:52) Music Theory Analysis: R&B Influences, Pop Hooks, Verse 2's Chord Progression
(01:33:44) Favorite Lyrics and Ratings
(01:35:45) This Song As A Recipe
(01:38:24) Signing Off!
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Links Referenced
Sara’s One Line a Day: A Five-Year Memory Book
Taylor Swift Treats Haim Sisters, Sombr to Homemade Sourdough Bread With Punny Labels
Rolling Stone: Taylor Swift’s Last Album Sparked Bizarre Accusations of Nazism. It Was a Coordinated Attack
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It’s honestly lovelyyyy… that you’re tuning in for another episode of Blank Plate! In today’s episode, Laura and Sara kick off the new year with life updates, holiday chaos and a truly iconic New Year’s Eve wedding story before diving deep into one of Taylor Swift’s messiest and most fascinating tracks, “Actually Romantic” from Life of a Showgirl. The ladies unpack the song’s fountain-pen pettiness, rumored muse lore (yes, we’re talking about Charli XCX), and how admiration, insecurity, and obsession blur into something unexpectedly romantic.
Chapters
(00:00) Introduction
(00:47) What's On Our Plates
(08:14) Taylor Updates: Este Haim's Wedding, Eras Tour Documentary Reflections, Unanswered Questions
(31:13) Unpacking "Actually Romantic"
(33:05) Our Personal Associations With The Song
(35:22) Folk"lore" Of The Song
(49:08) Verse 1: "Boring" As A Trigger, Eras Tour vs. Brat Tour Aesthetics, Exes Ghosting
(55:31) Chorus 1: Effort And One Side Obsession As Romantic, Implications Of A Platonic, Female Muse
(57:24) Verse 2: "I Forgot That You Existed" Parallels, Valentines Clues, Close "Circles" In The Music Industry
(01:05:18) The Bridge: Naughty Taylor!
(01:07:36) Chorus 3 & Outro: "Lovely" As Passive Aggressive
(01:10:10) Music Theory Analysis: Interpolations of Weezer, Wheatus, The Pixies
(01:13:00) Ratings and Favorite Lyrics
(01:13:59) This Song As A Recipe
(01:15:10) Signing Off!
(01:16:40) Patreon Preview: champagne problems
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Links Referenced
Rolling Stone: Was “Actually Romantic” Really Necessary?
Vogue: Kim Kardashian Just Sent a Valentine's Day Gift to Taylor Swift
Salt and Vinegar Potatoes Recipe
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Taylor knows exactly how to devastate her fans with her lyrical storytelling, and “Ruin The Friendship” is the perfect example of that! After about an hour of Sara and Laura recapping their favorite moments and takeaways from The End Of An Era Documentary (Episodes 1-4), the ladies dig into the lore of the song. Taylor’s high school experiences and the early 2000’s high school moments bring Sara and Laura right back to their own teenage-dom. Were you equally as wrecked when you reached the last chorus of the song?! It’s hard to imagine that the ladies are halfway through The Life Of A Showgirl’s track list!
Chapters
(00:00) Introduction
(02:38) What's On Our Plates
(16:19) End Of An Era Documentary Recap (Episodes 1-4)
(48:26) Other Taylor Updates
(53:06) Song Analysis: Ruin the Friendship
(58:54) Our Personal Associations With The Song
(01:03:56) Folk"lore" of the Song
(01:12:29) Verse 1: Specific Landmarks, Beginning Of The School Year, Flashback To Fearless/Debut Taylor
(01:19:49) Chorus 1: Boundaries, Chemistry
(01:22:34) Verse 2: Prom, Noticed Interest
(01:29:56) Chorus 2: 50 Cent's 2000's Bangers, Regret In Inaction
(01:34:07) Bridge: Playing Safe, Question...? Tie Ins
(01:39:00) Verse 3: The Moment All Of Our Hearts Dropped
(01:42:03) Chorus 3: Inconvenience Gets A New Meaning, Sound Advice, Lessons Learned
(01:47:22) Music Theory Analysis
(01:49:27) Favorite Lyrics & Rating
(01:51:00) This Song As A Recipe
(01:53:57) Signing Off!

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Links Referenced
UrbanDazeApparel Taylor Swift Favorite Song Sweatshirt
Mom of Late Taylor Swift Friend Jeff Lang Breaks Silence on 'Ruin the Friendship': 'She's Keeping His Name Alive'
50 Cent Interview With Extra TV
Salted Dark Chocolate Brownies
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It’s track five time! “Eldest Daughter” may be one of Taylor’s sweetest songs on the album… and despite some negative criticisms, Sara and Laura absolutely LOVE this song and will defend it to death. The ladies discuss the notion of Eldest Daughter Syndrome and how Taylor’s self-protection becomes unnecessary when she feels safe with the right person. Tears are shed in this episode, but what else is new!?
Chapters
(00:00) Welcome!
(01:42) What's On Our Plates
(16:29) Taylor Updates
(21:46) Eldest Daughter Introduction
(25:38) Personal Associations and Emotional Connections
(33:08) Folk"lore" Of The Song
(49:12) Verse 1: An Unbothered Front, Apathy, Cancellation, The Illusion Of Hot Takes, Survival Strategies
(56:18) Pre Chorus 1: Terminal Uniqueness, Play On Words About Death, Glorification Of "Cool" In Society
(01:01:33) Chorus 1: Taylor's Specific Satiricial Vernacular, Self-Perception
(01:09:01) Verse 2: Childlike Innocence, Cautious Discretion and Growth, Vulnerability, Marriage Trauma
(01:24:04) Pre Chorus 2: A Lamb In Wolf's Clothing, The Burden Of Sacrifice As An Eldest Daughter. Self-Protection
(01:29:20) Bridge: Montage Of Sweet, Innocent, Childlike Love, Hope and Future Possibilities Once Unimaginable
(01:38:39) Pre Chorus 3: Travis Connection, Finding Home In A Stable Person
(01:40:35) Chorus 3 & Outro
(01:41:52) Music Theory Analysis: Right Hand On Piano As The Eldest Daughter, The Magic Of The Bridge, Interpolation of White Horse
(01:47:11) Favorite Lyrics & Rating
(01:49:46) This Song As A Recipe
(01:51:47) Signing Off!
(01:53:13) Patreon Preview: 'tis the damn season
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Links Referenced
Sara’s Episode On Finding Mr. Height: Spotify, Apple Music
Eli Rallo’s Commentary on Eldest Daughter Lore
Taylor’s Interview With Zane Lowe
Birth Order Dating Theory
Brigid Kaelin’s Music Theory Analysis of Eldest Daughter
Spiked Blackberry Lilac Lemonade Recipe
Homemade Dunkaroo’s Recipe
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