The Multiverse Employee Handbook

In 2022, the James Webb Space Telescope discovered something impossible: compact, mysteriously bright red objects scattered throughout the early universe, glowing far too intensely for their size and existing far too early in cosmic history.

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For years, astronomers proposed increasingly exotic explanations—overmassive black holes that violated formation theory, primordial objects from the Big Bang itself, physics we didn't yet understand. Then, in January 2026, a team of scientists revealed what was actually hiding inside those little red dots: not impossible physics, but an extraordinarily effective disguise made of dense ionised gas that had been fooling our measurements all along. Today, we explore how a careful examination of spectral line shapes unravelled one of JWST's greatest mysteries, why the early universe was considerably more theatrical than anyone expected, and what happens when you realise the universe has been operating behind a very convincing veil for 12 billion years.

Source: Rusakov, V., Watson, D., et al. (2026). Little red dots as young supermassive black holes in dense ionized cocoons. Nature, 649, 574-579. https://www.nature.com/articles/s41586-025-09900-4

 

AI Transparency: In a universe increasingly filled with AI-generated content, we believe in being clear about what’s human and what’s not. Your time is valuable, and you deserve to know what you’re experiencing.

The narrator, David, is a professional voice actor who has digitized his voice using ElevenLabs’ voice-cloning technology and is fairly compensated for his vocal performance. Thumbnails are created using OpenArt AI, and music and sound effects come from Pixabay, created by human artists.

Everything else—the research, the writing, jokes, sound editing, and interdimensional coffee consumption—is 100% human-made by a human.

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Space tourism has arrived—sort of—transitioning from impossible dream to technically achievable reality for the extraordinarily wealthy.

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We trace the journey from Stanley Kubrick's prophetic 1968 vision of rotating orbital hotels in 2001: A Space Odyssey through Dennis Tito's pioneering twenty-million-dollar ISS stay in 2001, the billionaire suborbital joyride era of the 2020s, and today's fifty-five-million-dollar multi-week orbital experiences. We examine near-term projects like VAST's Haven-1 launching in 2027, mid-term ISS replacement stations including Axiom Station and Orbital Reef targeting the early 2030s, and the perpetually "twenty-five years away" rotating hotels with artificial gravity that have remained stubbornly in the future since the 1960s. Using aerospace engineering, economic reality checks, and the uncomfortable mathematics of break-even projections extending into the twenty-third century, we explore why the gap between "technically possible" and "economically viable" involves not just fifty-four million additional dollars but the patient hope that markets will eventually materialise to justify infrastructure built decades before customers exist.

AI Transparency: In a universe of AI-generated content, we believe in being transparent about what's human and what's not. Your time is valuable, and you deserve to know what you're experiencing. The narrator, David, is a professional voice actor who has digitized his voice through ElevenLabs' voice cloning technology and is fairly compensated for his vocal performance. Thumbnails are created with OpenArt AI, and music/sound effects come from Pixabay (which are generated by human artists). Everything else-the writing, jokes, research, sound editing, and interdimensional coffee consumption, is 100% human-made by a human.

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An exploration of humanity's most straightforward question that turns out not to be straightforward at all: where are we?

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We examine why the Big Bang wasn't an explosion from a point in space but rather the expansion of space itself—happening everywhere simultaneously—which makes asking "where did it occur?" a conceptually broken question. We discover why every observer in the universe legitimately sees themselves at the centre of their own observable sphere (it's geometry, not narcissism), explore why the universe has neither a meaningful centre nor an edge (it's either infinite or loops back on itself), and learn that the cosmic microwave background's perfect symmetry confirms the cosmological principle: on large scales, no location is special. Using balloon analogies with proper caveats, we reveal why "here" remains the only honest answer to questions about cosmic positioning, and why the universe operates like a filing system that considers "everywhere" a perfectly acceptable address whilst refusing to provide the reference points we keep requesting.

AI Transparency: In a universe of AI-generated content, we believe in being transparent about what's human and what's not. Your time is valuable, and you deserve to know what you're experiencing. The narrator, David, is a professional voice actor who has digitized his voice through ElevenLabs' voice cloning technology and is fairly compensated for his vocal performance. Thumbnails are created with OpenArt AI, and music/sound effects come from Pixabay (which are generated by human artists). Everything else-the writing, jokes, research, sound editing, and interdimensional coffee consumption, is 100% human-made by a human.

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An exploration of Artemis II—humanity's first crewed return to lunar space in over fifty years, launching February 2026.

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Four astronauts will spend ten days proving we can safely get to the Moon and back without landing, because apparently fifty years is enough time for a civilization to completely forget how to do something it supposedly mastered in 1969. We examine why returning to the Moon required rebuilding everything from Saturn V manufacturing capabilities to heat shield technology, meet the crew making history (including the first woman, first person of colour, and first Canadian to travel to the Moon), discover why SpaceX developing Starship for Mars whilst NASA needs it for the Moon creates scheduling tension, and explore how China's 2030 landing goal has transformed this from scientific endeavour into geopolitical sprint. The mission doesn't include a landing—there's no lander, no surface-rated spacesuits, no moonwalks—just a free-return trajectory around the Moon to validate deep-space systems. Because in the multiverse of space exploration, sometimes the greatest achievement is successfully completing the boring prerequisite that proves you can do the thing before actually doing the thing, even if that means spending billions to fly around the Moon without touching it while the world wonders why we're not just landing already.

AI Transparency: In a universe of AI-generated content, we believe in being transparent about what's human and what's not. Your time is valuable, and you deserve to know what you're experiencing. The narrator, David, is a professional voice actor who has digitized his voice through ElevenLabs' voice cloning technology and is fairly compensated for his vocal performance. Thumbnails are created with OpenArt AI, and music/sound effects come from Pixabay (which are generated by human artists). Everything else-the writing, jokes, research, sound editing, and interdimensional coffee consumption, is 100% human-made by a human.

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An exploration of how GPS evolved from $12 billion military infrastructure designed to guide nuclear missiles into the civilian technology that tracks your morning jog, navigates your pizza delivery, and ensures you're never more than 200 metres from an argument about which restaurant to visit.

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When a young project manager at Macro Improbability Solutions suggests in 1993 that satellite positioning might be useful for civilians—proposing applications like turn-by-turn navigation, location-based advertising, and fitness tracking—his presentation lasts exactly seven minutes before being filed under "Impractical Civilian Applications." Years later, rival company Quantum Improbability Solutions builds billion-dollar industries from every idea he proposed, whilst his former employer converts their archives into parking spaces. We examine the science of atomic clocks shouting the time at Earth, why Einstein's relativity corrections are mandatory for navigation, and how MapQuest's era of printed directions proved humans wanted computer-calculated routes—they just needed the computer in the car with them.

AI Transparency: In a universe of AI-generated content, we believe in being transparent about what's human and what's not. Your time is valuable, and you deserve to know what you're experiencing. The narrator, David, is a professional voice actor who has digitized his voice through ElevenLabs' voice cloning technology and is fairly compensated for his vocal performance. Thumbnails are created with OpenArt AI, and music/sound effects come from Pixabay (which are generated by human artists). Everything else-the writing, jokes, research, sound editing, and interdimensional coffee consumption, is 100% human-made by a human.