Lusty Library: A Spicy Romance Book Podcast

Our friend Kaz has arrived, and apparently her mission is to destroy both our emotional stability AND our digestive systems. Join The Dames as we unravel the deliciously depraved madness of Crown Me Dead by Liv Zander, a dark romantasy that sends our hearts on a roller coaster designed by a clinically unwell engineer. We’re doing it all while sipping a Kaz-created cocktail that should have come with a waiver. Expect us to lose our shit over fictional nonsense, questionable mixology, and descriptions so visceral, they'll stick in your brain forever. It might just be the most perfect Halloween-themed romance we’ve ever read.
LONG LIVE THE CROWN. LONG LIVE THE CHAOS. AND SOMEBODY PLEASE CALL POISON CONTROL!
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We may have finally found it: The book that is so goddamn steamy, you’re going to need windshield wipers for your eyeballs and a fire extinguisher for your pants! Join The Dames as they drag their pal Moll headfirst into the Omega-verse with Heat Clinic by Alexis B. Osborne. 
We’re talking heats, Alphas, Omegas, AND, a sexy-as-hell Heat Minder Beta who will surely get your temperature to rise.
After everything we’ve read. After everything we’ve survived. After all the questionable literary decisions we’ve made as a group… could Heat Clinic finally cause one of our hosts to stare blankly into the void, clutch her pearls, and whisper: “Is this book actually too smutty for me?”

The Lusty Library theme song - "Cantaloupe" by RA
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Left unsupervised, Joey and Birdie went feral on the internet and chose chaos. The Dames unearthed the weirdest, most unhinged books known to mankind. Then, naturally, they decided to put them in a literary cage match.
Welcome to the FIRST EVER BATTLE OF THE UNHINGED BOOKS!
Birdie’s Pick: Unhinged by Vera Valentine — an erotic paranormal romance. Because apparently humans are too boring. Why not fall for a sentient door with questionable anatomy and the very real possibility of splinters in your tender bits? Can you consider it foreplay?
Joey’s Pick: Pounded by Produce by G.M. Fairy — a monster romance parody featuring two priests, fresh-picked juicy produce that will have you wondering why you're looking at your next salad as a sexual threat.
Will Joey the resident smut slut come out victorious in this battle, or will Birdie the smutling-in-training be able to take down the queen?! Listeners: Your vote will decide who takes the crown! Cast your vote at Lusty Library Podcast on Facebook & Instagram, or @lustylibrarypod on Bluesky.
The Lusty Library theme song - "Cantaloupe" by RA
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Secrets? Check. Hot garage boys? Unfortunately, yes. Vintage cars? A whole damn parking lot of 'em. Enough sexual tension to send your Pinterest board into a full shrine of old cars captioned with men's names in pink cursive? You already know.
Join The Dames as they unpack all the drama in the viral BookTok sensation Flock by Kate Stewart. This episode features an alarming amount of enthusiasm for fictional men who should legally require a warning label. Meanwhile, Birdie spends a suspicious percentage of runtime spontaneously screaming "HOT!"...Leaving Lexx and Joey to quietly wonder if she's joined a cult! 

The Lusty Library theme song - "Cantaloupe" by RA
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Congratulations to us! We have officially reached 50 episodes, which is honestly terrifying because this podcast should've been put on a watchlist around Episode 3... and yet, here we are. Completely unsupervised.
Join us Dirty Dames as we celebrate this wildly unnecessary milestone the only way we know how: with cocktails, cake, chaos, and enough collective delusion to convince ourselves the morally gray guy with the dagger collection is actually "just misunderstood."
Whether you've been here since Episode 1 or you accidentally hit play because your thumb slipped, welcome. You're one of us now. Therapy has a waitlist, but this episode is available immediately.
Cheers to 50 episodes of cackling, feral book boyfriend debates, questionable opinions, and enough internet evidence to ensure we'll never be elected to public office. We regret almost nothing. And if you take away one piece of advice from this episode, let it be this:
If he doesn't kneel, call you "baby," worship the ground you dramatically stomp across, and look at you like the moon personally clocked in just to light your face...close the book. DNF the man and return him to the bookstore!!

The Lusty Library theme song - "Cantaloupe" by RA
Website: thelustylibrarypodcast.com
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Email: thelustylibrarypodcast@gmail.com