The Therapy Crouch

On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are back with updates on their chaotic house renovations, new family additions, and an eye-watering trip to a local farm shop that left them £116 lighter for just four steaks!

We tackle a tough Agony Ab from a coach-side parent whose young lad is struggling with confidence on the football pitch, while Abbey reveals her "win or go home" sideline mentality.

Things get nostalgic as we debate old-school Teletext holidays, MSN Messenger, and collecting Panini football cards versus Football Ultimate Team.

In the Agony Abs, we dive into a super controversial workplace love triangle featuring an "invisible string" affair, where Abbey and Pete don't hold back their thoughts! Plus, we explore sentimental keepsakes, cry-worthy stories, and announce the grand return of Therapy Crouch Matchmaking!

If you want to submit an Agony Ab to the podcast - hit the link below:
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00:00 Introduction & Meet Coco!
02:54 Camping In Our Renovated House & Gardening Dreams
06:46 Weekly Whines & Paintball Mystery Debates
11:07 Audience Whines Helping Kids Build Football Confidence
15:19 Abbey’s Makeup Secrets & Word of the Week
21:07 Blind Date vs Modern Dating Apps
23:36 Teletext Holidays, Club Call & Retro Tech
28:02 Farm Shop Shock: £116 Steaks & Football Cards
40:36 Agony Ab: The Workplace Affair & "Invisible String" Drama
46:08 Sentimental Keepsakes, Hair Clippings & Sweet Memories
2:03 Therapy Crouch Matchmaking Is Back!

00:00 Introduction & Meet Coco!
02:57 Camping In Our Renovated House & Gardening Dreams
06:46 Weekly Whines & Paintball Mystery Debates
11:07 Audience Whines Helping Kids Build Football Confidence
15:19 Abbey’s Makeup Secrets & Word of the Week
21:07 Blind Date vs Modern Dating Apps
23:36 Teletext Holidays, Club Call & Retro Tech
28:02 Farm Shop Shock: £116 Steaks & Football Cards
40:36 Agony Ab: The Workplace Affair & "Invisible String" Drama
46:08 Sentimental Keepsakes, Hair Clippings & Sweet Memories
2:03 Therapy Crouch Matchmaking Is Back!

To contact us:
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On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are back as they dive straight into some hilarious home wardrobe malfunctions, missing underwear mysteries, and getting back on the health wagon. Peter reveals why he's ditching the tight Calvins, and the pair debate the age-old question: what makes a glute truly solid?

In the Agony Abs, we tackle a sticky bridesmaid situation where a listener is being asked to pay for everything, and a best man facing an ultimate dilemma after a wild night involving a traffic cone in Prague! Plus, in a workplace AMA, we try to solve a full-blown Secret Santa mystery featuring a can of Lynx Africa and a furious boss!

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00:00 Introduction
03:07 The Great Underwear Mystery
05:51 Getting On The Health Wagon
09:28 Bridesmaid Fees Breakdown
13:17 The Prague Traffic Cone Incident
16:17 AMA: The Lynx Africa Secret Santa Scandal
21:40 Paintball Revenge Stories

To contact us:
Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/
TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch
Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/

For more from Peter
https://twitter.com/petercrouch

For more from Abbey
https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy

Our clips channel
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg
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On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Pete are back in the UK—squatting in their own garage amidst full-blown house renovation chaos! The sun is shining, the garden veg is thriving, but Pete’s weekly whine is off to a rocky start thanks to hay fever, pond-side seating, and heatwaves.

Pete opens up about getting stitched up in the Hamptons when he traded doing his famous robot dance for making Abbey sing Lady Gaga’s Shallow completely sober in front of 200 people! Meanwhile, the guys discuss restaurant etiquette—specifically, whether you’ve ever had the guts to send a bottle of wine back after a sommelier incident involving sulfur notes and raw cabbage.

In this week's Weekly Whines, we hear from a listener worried he’s turning "too femme" for his wife after getting the ICK for sunbathing face down, ordering a 'Pink Innocence' mocktail in a massive fishbowl, and getting heavily into yoga and meditation.

Plus, Abbey and Pete kick off their epic 90s vs 2020s Nostalgia Battle! From Panda Pops vs Prime, WKD & Bacardi Breezers vs Espresso Martinis, to Gladiators vs Love Island, and buying physical CDs vs hijacking each other's Spotify accounts—we settle what was truly elite.

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00:00 Introduction & Garage Life
02:55 Hamptons Karaoke Embarrassment
08:37 Sending Wine Back: Cabbage & Sewage
10:37 ChatGPT & AI Diet Plans
14:45 Weekly Whine: The "Pink Innocence" Ick
22:15 House Renovations & TV Wall Disputes
26:05 US vs UK Tipping Culture 28:07 America's Plastic Problem
31:32 90s vs 2020s: Panda Pops vs Prime
33:29 Pete’s Isle of Wight Dance Competition Lie
36:54 90s vs 2020s: Breezers, WKD & 0% Lagers
43:09 Gladiators vs Love Island
45:03 CDs & Lyric Booklets vs Spotify
47:59 Abbey's Portugal "Leaking" Incident

To contact us:
Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/
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Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/

For more from Peter:
https://twitter.com/petercrouch

For more from Abbey:
https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy

Our clips channel:
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On today's AMA episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are back answering your questions, and as always, the conversation heads in some very unexpected directions.

From Peter looking back on his experience at the World Cup Final and the chaos of the half-time show, to a chat about celebrity encounters, family life and some surprisingly competitive households, there's plenty of laughs along the way. The pair also dive into your questions on AI, whether technology is making life easier or a little bit scarier, before somehow ending up discussing relationships, keeping the spark alive and some very questionable bedroom advice.

As always, nothing is off limits in this week's AMA, with honest opinions, ridiculous stories and plenty of classic Therapy Crouch chaos.

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00:00 Introduction
00:40 World Cup Final Debrief
03:20 The Half-Time Show
05:10 Behind The Scenes Stories
09:30 Sponsor Break
10:36 Celebrity Encounters & TV
13:30 Biggest Life Achievements
15:10 Competitive Families
17:20 Is AI Taking Over?
18:30 Modern Relationships
21:15 Keeping The Spark Alive
23:50 Listener Questions & Final Laughs

To contact us:

Email:
thetherapycrouch@gmail.com

Instagram:
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Website:
https://thetherapycrouch.com/

For more from Peter
https://twitter.com/petercrouch

For more from Abbey
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On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are joined for another hilarious chat as they dive into the emotional rollercoaster of parenting, from the kids' dramatic new haircuts to realising they're picking up more Scouse than ever before.

The gang also discuss bizarre sleep talking, Peter opens up about dealing with nasal polyps during his football career, and the surprising realities of being best man at a wedding. Later on, the conversation turns to smart homes, whether technology is making family life easier or harder, and the culture shocks of travelling around America, from enormous food portions to tipping etiquette.

As always, there's plenty of laughs, relatable parenting moments and honest conversations along the way.

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00:00 Introduction
02:20 The Kids' New Haircuts
10:50 They've Gone Full Scouse
17:00 Sleep Talking Confessions
18:15 Peter Opens Up About Polyps
24:40 Why Being Best Man Is So Hard
32:05 Are Smart Homes Worth It?
34:00 Kids, Phones & Old School Games
38:30 American Culture Shocks
40:55 US Food Portions & Tipping Debate
53:30 What We'll Talk About Next Week

To contact us:

Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/
TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch
Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/

For more from Peter
https://twitter.com/petercrouch

For more from Abbey
https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy

Our clips channel
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg
Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.