MEOW: A Literary Podcast for Cats

This podcast is a presentation of The Meow Library.
According to NobelPrize.org, The Nobel Prize in Literature 2026 was awarded to Anne Carson "for her bold and inventive oeuvre that, in playful dialogue with the classical tradition, has created new forms for contemporary literature." That's all well and good--she deserves it. But in making this announcement, the Nobel committee forgot to alert Carson's largest North American audience, the common housecat. BookScan data shows that 90% of all Anne Carson's English-language titles are sold to households with three or more cats. So how will they know their favorite author just won the most prestigious prize in literature? Are they even able to read the most popular editions of Carson's work? This week's podcast recreates the Nobel Committee's announcement of Anne Carson's win in your cat's native tongue, with one critic noting its surreptitious resemblance to Carson's oft-quoted experimental work, "How Pants."
This podcast is sustained by the internationally bestselling Meow: A Novel, which has been called "pure joie de vivre, like Anne Carson at her very best."

This podcast is a presentation of The Meow Library.
Controversy has been swirling around Audible's latest exclusive: a full-cast reading of Bram Stoker's Dracula starring, in the English edition, Jonathan Bailey and Ella Purnell. Detractors are skeptical of a separate "complimentary story" featuring an interactive AI-assisted rendition of the side-character Renfield, but The Meow Library has discovered an even more glaring issue with this otherwise ornate and comprehensive production: it is totally incomprehensible to your cat. While Audible has produced full English, French, Italian, Castilian Spanish, Latin American Spanish, German, and Brazilian Portuguese versions of the audiobook and its AI-assisted collateral, they have no plans at present of releasing a feline edition. To create a more equitable listening experience, The Meow Library is making the first chapter of Bram Stoker's Dracula available to your cat here.

This podcast is brought to you by The Meow Library's new translation of Bram Stoker's Dracula, featuring over 160,000 instances of the word "meow." It's available here.

Growing up I thought books were boring, in reality I just didn’t read anything that actually interested me. Which is why I teamed up with James Patterson to write The Most Dangerous Games! For many people this might be the first book they actually read (and hopefully enjoy haha) give it a read and tell me what you think :D
- MrBeast via X

MrBeast's new collaboration with James Patterson is being touted almost exclusively as a meeting of two "Number-Ones": the world's #1 streamer has commissioned a work product by the world's #1 bestselling author. Its contents are an afterthought, if not totally irrelevant. The result, The Most Dangerous Games, is being called "the first book for people who hate reading," and MrBeast's own anemic sales pitch implies as much. The Meow Library--known for Meow: A Novel (2022), an international bestseller consisting only of repetitions of the word "meow," takes umbrage at this characterization. In this week's podcast, The Meow Library team tells you what a book for a people who hate reading is really like.
This podcast is a presentation of The Meow Library.

Is the end of reading here, and does it matter?
The Meow Library has the definitive answer.
This podcast is sustained by proceeds from the internationally bestselling Meow: A Novel.

This podcast is a presentation of The Meow Library. 
The prestigious Booker Prize has announced its longlist, and all three of our listeners who actually follow UK literary prizes are eagerly awaiting the outcome. To make the wait more bearable, we’ve assigned a stray cat to each of the thirteen longlisters* and will have them battle each other publicly the day before the Booker’s official winner is announced. Choose your fighter, study its stats, and place your bets in the comment section. 
The Shadow of the Object by Chloe Aridjis A literary mystery about art, memory, and obsession as a woman searches for meaning in enigmatic objects.
Associated Stray: The Curator • Weight: 12.4 lb (Super Middleweight) • Record: 27 museum mice • 0 broken vases • 3 laser pointers defeated • Reach: 15” whisker span • Signature Move: The Velvet Glare
Switzy by Emma Cline An aging man’s grip on reality unravels as memory, identity, and performance begin to blur.
Associated Stray: Old Whiskers • Weight: 10.1 lb (Welterweight) • Record: 19 naps • 8 windowsills defended • Undefeated against vacuum cleaners • Reach: 14” whisker span • Signature Move: The Forgetful Feint
Helen of Nowhere by Makenna GoodmanA surreal fable following a woman searching for freedom and belonging through an uncanny landscape.
Associated Stray: The Wanderer • Weight: 8.8 lb (Lightweight) • Record: 114 fences crossed • 0 maps consulted • Reach: 13” whisker span • Signature Move: The Moonlit Escape
The End of Everything by M. John HarrisonA philosophical post-apocalyptic novel contemplating what remains after civilization quietly collapses.
Associated Stray: Ashes • Weight: 15.0 lb (Heavyweight) • Record: 9 apocalypses survived • 8½ lives remaining • Reach: 18” whisker span • Signature Move: The Last Hiss
The Disappearers by Marlon JamesSet largely in 1980s Jamaica, it explores violence, queerness, and identity through lives shaped by fear and disappearance.
Associated Stray: Ghost Paw • Weight: 11.7 lb (Middleweight) • Record: 41 stealth victories • Never seen entering the ring • Reach: Impossible to measure • Signature Move: The Vanishing Pounce
Black Bag by Luke KennardA darkly comic satire of modern life where absurd situations expose contemporary anxieties.
Associated Stray: Chaos Mittens • Weight: 13.2 lb (Cruiserweight) • Record: 56 cardboard boxes destroyed • 17 curtains retired • Reach: 16” whisker span • Signature Move: The Existential Zoomies
The Renovation by Kenan OrhanA family’s building project uncovers buried memories, political tensions, and ghosts from the past.
Associated Stray: Contractor Claws • Weight: 13.6 lb (Light Heavyweight) • Record: 84 drywall ambushes • 1 undefeated Roomba • Reach: 16½” whisker span • Signature Move: The Demolition Derby
May We Feed the King by Rebecca PerryAn unsettling speculative novel imagining a society where ritual, appetite, and power become inseparable.
Associated Stray: The Poobah • Weight: 16.2 lb (Heavyweight Champion) • Record: 999 treats consumed • 0 shared willingly • Reach: 18” whisker span • Signature Move: The Royal Chomp
The Vivisectors by Missouri WilliamsA gothic speculative novel blending dark humor and body horror to explore ambition, science, and the remaking of life.
Associated Stray: Dr. Clawsworth • Weight: 13.1 lb (Cruiserweight) • Record: 12 laboratory break-ins • 0 ethics committee approvals • Reach: 16” whisker span • Signature Move: The Mad Scientist Mauling
*Some contestants had to be trimmed for length. Refer to the episode for full contestant list.
This week’s podcast enumerates the Meow Library’s Booker Prize Battle Royale’s official rules in the contestants’ native language. 
This podcast is sustained by sales of the internationally bestselling Meow: A Novel.