Nose Candy

This week the ladies are incisive and decisive with every finger primed to swipe LEFT, just in time for an episode on fv@kboy perfumes! Maddie and Chloe met up to gag on the frags they’d like to date and the men they love to hate which means: charcoal pencil perfumes, eau de ashtray and the scent of suspicion. Dock your boat at fv@kboy island fragheads, for one underemployed, prematurely balding, and completely delusional ep that’s just our type!Fragrances Discussed:Comme des Garçons EDP Dior SauvageEncre NoirBlack Leather by J ScentBois D'Ascese by Naomi GoodsirCorpus Equus by Naomi GoodsirNuit de Bakelite by by Naomi Goodsir Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week the ladies are cleaning house, paring down, and making room, just in time for an episode all about Minimalist Perfumes! Maddie and Chloe are Marie Kondo-ing their collections in search of the fragrances that do the most by saying the least. Are you interested in smelling like a $3000/ night bathroom? What about an overpriced drug store single scoop? A niche dupe designer imposter? If you like your perfume linear and your art confusing this is one geometric, electric, and positively eccentric episode you won't want to brush off!Fragrances Discussed:The Chateau Marmont Alessandra CandleAquiesse Mandarin Tea CandleMrs Meyers Clean Day lemon Verbena CandleDr Bronners CitrusJacomo de JacomoAngel by MuglerHypermusc by CourregesCeline Black TieDries Van Noten Mystic MossCorreges Second PeauCourreges L’eau de LiesseCourreges Le MessagerBruno Acampora MuscCK One by Calvin KleinPerfect Veil Sarah HorowitzZing by Andrea Maack Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It’s that time again! The ladies are facing the music and bringing you their Nose Candy Wrapped, ie the ten frags they wore on repeat in 2025. Some of the gals’ all-time favorite perfumers are represented, as well as some unexpected entries, including a grocery store find and a perfume that arrived by way of the Baltic Sea. Whether you want to smell like a rose macaron, a Caliber Collision, or a Hollywood hottie, these are the scents that Maddie and Chloe kept on heavy rotation.Fragrances Discussed:YSL Baby CatUna tira d’altra by Hilde SolianiHealing Berry by Jorum StudioBoy Smells Doll Skin Citrush by Boy SmellsRose Load by Boy SmellsAnna Sui by Anna SuiVanille Chantilly by Tutti DélicesAldebaran by Marc Antoine Barrois Delina by Parfums de MarlyJPG La Belle Attaquer La Soleil by Etat Libre D’OrangeGanymede by Marc Antoine Barrois Garage JMP artisan parfums Comme des Garçons Garage Nosu Been trying to meet you Nosu Sain no more Nosu Hides Centerfold by Hollywood Gifts Horizon Oriza Legrande Perfumer H Dust Warm Bulb by Clue Feuilles de Tabac Miller Harris Heliotrope by Perfumer HSalt by Perfumer HRose with Insect by Perfumer HAkro Crush Mugler AngelSanta Maria Novella PatchouliVivienne Westwood BoudoirJacomo by Jacomo Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week your ladies are going into the wayback machine for an aeonic episode all about the scent of the stone-age. That means kitty fur fragrances, candied citrus smells, and tar pit perfumes. Maddie is back in LA and Chloe is on full-volume vocal rest but that didn't stop your gals from taking two one-way tickets to the primordial past for an embryonic, tectonic, and mildly psychotic ep you'll want fossilized in amber.Fragrances DiscussedObsession by Calvin KleinDemeter Kitten FurMud by Born to Stand OutTheodoros Kalotinis Lemon TartAkro BakeLyra by XerjoffFemale Christ by 19-69Lampblack by FzoticCoco MademoiselleMarc Jacobs DaisyJean Paul Gaultier le Male Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

They're finally done it: your favorite old bags are now officially vintage, reporting live for their 100th episode! That's right it's the Nose Candy Scentennial and Maddie and Chloe are celebrating the occasion with the perfumes that make them feel young again. That means wooden spoon sillage, angel food frags, and a Greta Gerwig gourmand. Do you want to smell like sour milk? What about a lesbian barbie? Drugstore dollar cone? Whether you're spry and supple or crinkled and creaky, these are the itty witty teeny weeny perfumes that make your favorite overgrown babies want to wet their dipees.Fragrances DiscussedBaccarat Rouge 540 by Maison Francis KurkdjianAnna Sui by Anna SuiBoy Smells Doll SkinDelizia di Marshmallow by KyseCocco alla Vaniglia by Kyse Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.