Nose Candy

It’s that time again! The ladies are facing the music and bringing you their Nose Candy Wrapped, ie the ten frags they wore on repeat in 2025. Some of the gals’ all-time favorite perfumers are represented, as well as some unexpected entries, including a grocery store find and a perfume that arrived by way of the Baltic Sea. Whether you want to smell like a rose macaron, a Caliber Collision, or a Hollywood hottie, these are the scents that Maddie and Chloe kept on heavy rotation.Fragrances Discussed:YSL Baby CatUna tira d’altra by Hilde SolianiHealing Berry by Jorum StudioBoy Smells Doll Skin Citrush by Boy SmellsRose Load by Boy SmellsAnna Sui by Anna SuiVanille Chantilly by Tutti DélicesAldebaran by Marc Antoine Barrois Delina by Parfums de MarlyJPG La Belle Attaquer La Soleil by Etat Libre D’OrangeGanymede by Marc Antoine Barrois Garage JMP artisan parfums Comme des Garçons Garage Nosu Been trying to meet you Nosu Sain no more Nosu Hides Centerfold by Hollywood Gifts Horizon Oriza Legrande Perfumer H Dust Warm Bulb by Clue Feuilles de Tabac Miller Harris Heliotrope by Perfumer HSalt by Perfumer HRose with Insect by Perfumer HAkro Crush Mugler AngelSanta Maria Novella PatchouliVivienne Westwood BoudoirJacomo by Jacomo Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week your ladies are going into the wayback machine for an aeonic episode all about the scent of the stone-age. That means kitty fur fragrances, candied citrus smells, and tar pit perfumes. Maddie is back in LA and Chloe is on full-volume vocal rest but that didn't stop your gals from taking two one-way tickets to the primordial past for an embryonic, tectonic, and mildly psychotic ep you'll want fossilized in amber.Fragrances DiscussedObsession by Calvin KleinDemeter Kitten FurMud by Born to Stand OutTheodoros Kalotinis Lemon TartAkro BakeLyra by XerjoffFemale Christ by 19-69Lampblack by FzoticCoco MademoiselleMarc Jacobs DaisyJean Paul Gaultier le Male Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

They're finally done it: your favorite old bags are now officially vintage, reporting live for their 100th episode! That's right it's the Nose Candy Scentennial and Maddie and Chloe are celebrating the occasion with the perfumes that make them feel young again. That means wooden spoon sillage, angel food frags, and a Greta Gerwig gourmand. Do you want to smell like sour milk? What about a lesbian barbie? Drugstore dollar cone? Whether you're spry and supple or crinkled and creaky, these are the itty witty teeny weeny perfumes that make your favorite overgrown babies want to wet their dipees.Fragrances DiscussedBaccarat Rouge 540 by Maison Francis KurkdjianAnna Sui by Anna SuiBoy Smells Doll SkinDelizia di Marshmallow by KyseCocco alla Vaniglia by Kyse Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

G’day fragolinis. This week the gals are choking down a spoon full of dumb bitch medicine for an episode all about bimbo perfumers! With Maddie reporting live from the UK, the ladies might be podding across the pond, but they’re still putting their last remaining brains cells together to sniff through their favorite scent: eau de airhead. That means waffle crisp frags, chlorine cup cakes, cannabis accords, and of course: the scent of shame. Whether you’re a foreskin fan, a Mrs. Butterworths enjoyer, or simply in need of gourmand relief, bottoms up: this deliriously ditzy episode is a liquid lobotomy with no chaser.Fragrances Discussed:Michael Jordan LegendCoffee Addict by Theodoris Kalotinas Akro SmokeDannam Vietnamese Coffee Pony Boy by Jorum StudioDelulu by Oddity Naked Dance by Oddity Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Raise your glass fragheads, this week the gals are ready to mix and mingle for a conversation all about the scents that smell social. That means barnyard perfume, big cat purrjection, bitchy balmy beauties, and goat cheese gourmands. Whether you want a scent that's rude and remarkable, a doll head drydown, or a musk made for mating, these are the pert and primed party-animal perfumes you will not want to leave alone on a Friday night.Fragrances Discussed:Angel by MuglerFemale Christ by 19-69 Obsession by Calvin KleinLoulou by CacharelSantal 33 by Le LaboDoliphor by MarlouJungle Jezebel by Sarah BakerJoy by Jean PatouMa Bête by ErisDelta of Venus by Eris Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.