Nose Candy

This week the ladies are incisive and decisive with every finger primed to swipe LEFT, just in time for an episode on fv@kboy perfumes! Maddie and Chloe met up to gag on the frags they’d like to date and the men they love to hate which means: charcoal pencil perfumes, eau de ashtray and the scent of suspicion. Dock your boat at fv@kboy island fragheads, for one underemployed, prematurely balding, and completely delusional ep that’s just our type!

Fragrances Discussed:

Comme des Garçons EDP
Dior Sauvage
Encre Noir
Black Leather by J Scent
Bois D'Ascese by Naomi Goodsir
Corpus Equus by Naomi Goodsir
Nuit de Bakelite by by Naomi Goodsir
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This week the ladies are cleaning house, paring down, and making room, just in time for an episode all about Minimalist Perfumes! Maddie and Chloe are Marie Kondo-ing their collections in search of the fragrances that do the most by saying the least. Are you interested in smelling like a $3000/ night bathroom? What about an overpriced drug store single scoop? A niche dupe designer imposter? If you like your perfume linear and your art confusing this is one geometric, electric, and positively eccentric episode you won't want to brush off!

Fragrances Discussed:

The Chateau Marmont Alessandra Candle
Aquiesse Mandarin Tea Candle
Mrs Meyers Clean Day lemon Verbena Candle
Dr Bronners Citrus
Jacomo de Jacomo
Angel by Mugler
Hypermusc by Courreges
Celine Black Tie
Dries Van Noten Mystic Moss
Correges Second Peau
Courreges L’eau de Liesse
Courreges Le Messager
Bruno Acampora Musc
CK One by Calvin Klein
Perfect Veil Sarah Horowitz
Zing by Andrea Maack
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It’s that time again! The ladies are facing the music and bringing you their Nose Candy Wrapped, ie the ten frags they wore on repeat in 2025. Some of the gals’ all-time favorite perfumers are represented, as well as some unexpected entries, including a grocery store find and a perfume that arrived by way of the Baltic Sea. Whether you want to smell like a rose macaron, a Caliber Collision, or a Hollywood hottie, these are the scents that Maddie and Chloe kept on heavy rotation.

Fragrances Discussed:

YSL Baby Cat
Una tira d’altra by Hilde Soliani
Healing Berry by Jorum Studio
Boy Smells Doll Skin
Citrush by Boy Smells
Rose Load by Boy Smells
Anna Sui by Anna Sui
Vanille Chantilly by Tutti Délices
Aldebaran by Marc Antoine Barrois
Delina by Parfums de Marly
JPG La Belle
Attaquer La Soleil by Etat Libre D’Orange
Ganymede by Marc Antoine Barrois
Garage JMP artisan parfums
Comme des Garçons Garage
Nosu Been trying to meet you
Nosu Sain no more
Nosu Hides
Centerfold by Hollywood Gifts
Horizon Oriza Legrande
Perfumer H Dust
Warm Bulb by Clue
Feuilles de Tabac Miller Harris
Heliotrope by Perfumer H
Salt by Perfumer H
Rose with Insect by Perfumer H
Akro Crush
Mugler Angel
Santa Maria Novella Patchouli
Vivienne Westwood Boudoir
Jacomo by Jacomo
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This week your ladies are going into the wayback machine for an aeonic episode all about the scent of the stone-age. That means kitty fur fragrances, candied citrus smells, and tar pit perfumes. Maddie is back in LA and Chloe is on full-volume vocal rest but that didn't stop your gals from taking two one-way tickets to the primordial past for an embryonic, tectonic, and mildly psychotic ep you'll want fossilized in amber.

Fragrances Discussed

Obsession by Calvin Klein
Demeter Kitten Fur
Mud by Born to Stand Out
Theodoros Kalotinis Lemon Tart
Akro Bake
Lyra by Xerjoff
Female Christ by 19-69
Lampblack by Fzotic
Coco Mademoiselle
Marc Jacobs Daisy
Jean Paul Gaultier le Male
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They're finally done it: your favorite old bags are now officially vintage, reporting live for their 100th episode! That's right it's the Nose Candy Scentennial and Maddie and Chloe are celebrating the occasion with the perfumes that make them feel young again. That means wooden spoon sillage, angel food frags, and a Greta Gerwig gourmand. Do you want to smell like sour milk? What about a lesbian barbie? Drugstore dollar cone? Whether you're spry and supple or crinkled and creaky, these are the itty witty teeny weeny perfumes that make your favorite overgrown babies want to wet their dipees.

Fragrances Discussed

Baccarat Rouge 540 by Maison Francis Kurkdjian
Anna Sui by Anna Sui
Boy Smells Doll Skin
Delizia di Marshmallow by Kyse
Cocco alla Vaniglia by Kyse
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